“Say it isn’t true!”
I hear what you are saying. And it isn’t true.
But there will be fewer volleyball chycks.
Wait. Before you grab your pitchforks and torches hear me out. Change is good. Look at all the wonderful things resulting from eight years of Hussein Obama. Julia was under Obama and his change for eight years and she will never want for anything again in her life.
Enough about Julia. Let’s talk about chycks.
Going forward (Forward!) providing I remember to make it happen (we know how my memory works – it don’t) this is how things are gonna shake out.
Monday will be
Volleyball Chyck Monday
or other sporty girls. Can’t discriminate you know.
Wednesday will be
with other fantasy chycks tossed in for variety. Spice of life ya know.
Friday will be
because redheads are the solution to all the problems.
Along with natural selection and explosives.
Ya know what else is changing about the podcast?
Nothing. I’m still a fowl-mouthed cock-sucking anarcho-capitalist.