Let me start this off with something important.
They (my millions and millions of fans, not the girls) come to me and they say “Great One, what kind of chycks do you like? Other than volleyball chycks. We all know you like the volleyball chycks.”
‘Cause I know y’all are all laying awake at night wondering what style of chycks I like to bang.
And I would say unto the multitudes “I like chycks like Nina Skye.”
I watched some of her porn videos. For research purposes only.
Yes. I watched one of her videos seven times. Okay. Nine times. And burned it to DVD.
But I had to have complete and thorough data in order to come.
Come to a conclusion. Geez, get your minds out of the gutter.
And what did I conclude based on my research?
I would bang her until I dropped dead of dehydration.
And yes, in about another 2 or 3 months she will have been banged by so many cocks that she will be stretched out and no longer attractive. I’m saying that if she were not riding every cock that could pay her $100, if she were normal (yes VirginTOWs, there are normal women), she is the kind of woman I am physically attracted to.
And yes, porn pays better than teaching. All you girls who are going to major in teaching because “THE CHILDDDDRYYYYYYNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” should keep that in mind.
And yes, the butterfly tattoo is a tramp stamp.
And when I say “I like chycks like Nina Skye” I mean her appearance. Not the person she is.
Presented for your approval, one Ms. Skye. Porn star, teacher, instagram attention whore. A woman who in another time and another place called “the 50s” could have landed any man in the United States. Instead she has chosen to land them all. And land them right here, in the Twilight Zone.
Nina Skye, 21, a kindergarten teacher gave up her job as a teacher to continue her acting career in porn. She was employed at a preschool, but when they found out about her second job they gave her an ultimatum: keep her job as a teacher and give up porn or keep doing videos.
Needless to say, she chose the latter.
“It’s easy money. For my very first scene, I just did a regular boy on girl and I got paid $2,500 on the spot,” she said to reporters.
The school offered her help and advice but she refused. “I love teaching and sex. If I can get away with doing both, then I will.” The Christian school ultimately let her go because being involved in pornography went against the religious ethics of the school.
Now that we are finished with that:
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“But Great One” you respond “I don’t know how to RSS a CenshorshipTube channel.”
Learn how by going here:
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Yes, I know scrolling is a challenge for you ADHD Millinial fucks. Piss off and get the fuck off my lawn.
That’s why today is an extended linkage and it’s all Captain Capitalism and Age Of Shitlords.
Look upon the decline of Western Civilization and weep.
And now I give you one of my favourite Aaron Clarey videos ever. This video could be about 10% of the women over the age of 30 in The People’s Republic Of Fort Collins. If you only watch one video on this page make it this one.
There it is.
So just to sum up,
The moon landing was faked by the government.
The moon itself probably doesn’t exist.
Talking to people on Twitter crosses “boundaries”.
Correcting people and their stupid ideas is “mansplaining”.
Is it just me, or are these people getting dumber?
Hey look! The government is going to protect a woman from the consequences of murdering her children. Wanna bet she walks?
Brandi used a knife to kill Tyler, 7, and Charlee, 3, according to the court documents. Both children were found inside the girl’s bedroom with stab wounds to their neck. Police found a Kabar style combat knife on the floor of the room.
According to court documents, Worley told police her husband was divorcing her and going to take the children. She said, “I did not want him taking them, so I stabbed them.”
Brandi, who initially pleaded “not guilty” to the charges is changing her plea to defense of insanity, after an audio recording of her 911 call was played in court for all to hear. Worley and her lawyer now have 15 days to complete her mental evaluation and file their defense. In the audio recording, Brandi could be heard speaking calmly and clearly, as she explained to the 911 dispatcher why she killed her children. Listen to the full audio below:
This is where Project Veritas goes into full Shitposting mode. A video appeared on their Twitter page, of founder James O’keefe taking the camera to a “wall of shame” located somewhere in project Veritas’ headquarters, where they paste framed screenshots of all the retractions that journalists have made as a result of Project Veritas’ inquiries.
He then tells Paul that they are expecting his retraction soon, and when it comes, it is going to be framed and placed on the wall. Complete unabridged Shitposting, folks:
Have you ever been such an Islam apologist that you felt the need to defend the actions of the Islamic State? This is where we have reached as a society, apparently. This has to be a new unlocked level of virtue signalling never before reached.
While having an argument on Twitter about radical Islam and the treatment of gay people in Islamic countries, activist Zinnia Jones went full retard by suggesting that the pictures of gay people being thrown from rooftops by Isis are actually pictures of suicidal people who Isis was trying to save from dying.
“Why does this person keep sending me pictures of people jumping off buildings?”:
Remember kids, left-wing statist SJWs always project. They always project what they are upon others.
A former moderator on one of the internet’s most prominent gaming forums, NeoGAF, has been arrested on charges of possessing child pornography.
Thirty-two-year-old Christopher John Goldberg, who went by the name “Amir0x” on social media, was a male feminist who often took to Twitter to express his hatred at “sexists” and Trump supporters, in vocal support of the Women’s March.
He was active during the GamerGate debacle that took the gaming world by storm in 2014, taking the side of feminists.
The Tobyhanna, Penn. man was charged this Wednesday with 64 counts of child porn possession and one count of criminally using a computer to download the illicit materials. Goldberg told police that he believed the pictures were not illegal if they didn’t depict sexual acts, but the police didn’t buy his excuse and issued the charges against him.
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In tweets spanning multiple years leading up to his arrest in June, Goldberg signaled his support for feminism and accused Donald Trump and supporters, anime-watchers and gamers of being secret pedophiles.
I’m not even going to write any commentary, just read for yourself. This guy holds nothing back.
3 years ago, Rolling Stone alleged that a student identified only as “Jackie”, had been gang-raped by members of a fraternity in the University of Virginia. In the coming days after the article was published, the fraternity would come to face backlash and scrutiny both from within and without the university. Several of the fraternity’s windows and property were destroyed in the protests organized by feminists to fight the university’s culture of “rape culture” and their name was tarnished on pretty much every Feminist blog on the Internet. This went on for a while, until inconsistencies and discrepancies were found in Jackie’s story. The story was eventually exposed as a hoax, and Rolling stone issued a retraction and apology. The fraternity decide to seek legal recourse for the damage done to its name and property.
Earlier this month, the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity settled with Rolling Stone for 1.65 million dollars in it’s defamation claim.
Michelle Carter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter for encouraging her boyfriend, Conrad Roy, to commit suicide. From the text messages, its obvious that Conrad is having second thoughts about his plans to commit suicide. He keeps telling her he’s scared, and feels sorry for what he’d be putting his family through. “They’ll probably be sad for a while but they’ll get over it”, she told him. Every time he puts off the suicide, she rebukes him and tells him to do it and get it over with. “When are you doing it?” “Are you doing it today?” “You just have to do it” “Do it now” “Do it right now”.
Why would someone do this, you ask? Because she wanted attention.
This dumb cunt wanted the attention of the “grieving girlfriend” at school, so she took the initiative to make herself a grieving girlfriend by ending another person’s life.
After his suicide was announced, she quickly took to Twitter to express her sorrow and pain (Scroll to the bottom of the article for the new deleted tweets). It doesn’t get any more psychotic that this. But don’t take my word for it, here are the texts:
Next time you see a rainblow . . . I mean rainbow, flag without the brown and black stripes you will know those LGBTKKKers are racist.
Apparently, simply being gay isn’t oppressed enough anymore. People need to keep dividing themselves into smaller and smaller units of victims in order to out-victimize the other victims.
Some members of the Black Lives Matter movement who fancy themselves revolutionary artists, have decided to redesign the rainbow flag with the colors brown and black added at the top. The addition of the new colors, they argue, represents LBGT “people of color” who are often overlooked in the LGBT community.
According to CNN (Because who else is going to report on this nonsense?), the upgraded rainbow flag is the brainchild of Amber Hikes, a “Black Queer woman”, who is the executive director of Tierney, a local ad agency that worked with Philadelphia’s Office of LGBT Affairs. She said she shed a tear when the flag went up at city hall and that white people who oppose the new flag simply do not know what racism looks like. If this isn’t proof that these people have run out of things to fight for, I don’t know what is:
The Merriam-Webster dictionary is really turning out to be the dictionary for Shitlords everywhere. Its no secret that Social Justice warrior snowflakes have been trying to invent new words and force them into the dictionary lately. I have no doubt that several dictionaries get bombarded with words like Dragonkin, xerself, xe, fuckkin, shitkin, etc. from people trying to get their bullshit terms recognized. To counter this, the Merriam-Webster dictionary released an Infographic on how a word gets added into the dictionary.
The Infographic contains questions like “Are you a special snowflake and this is your special word”? if you answered “YES”, the Infographic tells you “We don’t care”.
If you answered “No”, the answer is “We still don’t care”.
Today, I bring you another one of those “Shit that never happened” type of stories, except this one actually did happen, and its quite depressing. You know it’s real because nobody was clapping to the end. Stuff like this is what happens when you convince yourself that you’re an oppressed minority when you’re really not. You go through life looking for things to get offended about and get angry at the most mundane of things.
A self proclaimed Feminist by name Laura Miller was travelling on a Tram in Melbourne when she came across an autistic young man(An actual Autist, not the Internet type of Autism). The guy was undoubtedly mentally challenged and while on the train, he tried to get a high five from some women on the train. That’s it.
He didn’t rape anyone, he didn’t assault anyone, he just wanted a high five. So what does this young lady do? She took a picture of him, went on Facebook to rant about it, and then begun a witch hunt for the guy.
A few months ago, there were reports that a Hillary Clinton Super PAC had spent $1 million to “correct” Internet users on misconceptions about the presidential candidate.
This came in the form of a group named “Correct the record”. The group’s website describes it as “a strategic research and rapid response team designed to defend Hillary Clinton from baseless attacks.” What the group is, depends on who you ask. Supporters of Hillary Clinton would argue that it’s just a harmless group that spreads information online. Trump supporters and other Internet users who aren’t big fans of Hillary, however, would beg to differ.
The group has been accused of taking over several Subreddits like r/politics, Reddit’s largest politics subreddit and others like r/EnoughTrumpspam. In a press release in April, the group claimed to have “addressed more than 5,000 people that have personally attacked Hillary Clinton on Twitter.” The group’s budget was later increased to $6 million and with it, their activities. While some Hillary Clinton fans may view the group as a harmless awareness raising organization, Trump supporters, especially those on anonymous image boards like 4chan, saw it as a propaganda machine designed for subverting conversations and creating confusion.