“When citizens fear their government, you have tyranny; when the government fears its citizens, you have freedom.”
— Thomas Jefferson
I hope the Hussein Obama bought you dinner, because he sure as hell fucked you.
Obama saves the ski industry. Back to the “wish list” that ski resort owners have for The Messiah. They want him to allow more immigrants into the States so they can hire them. Why don’t they hire citizens? Citizens who would otherwise be unemployed? Citizens who would be on welfare and don’t have jobs? Oh wait, they do have jobs. They vote Democrat every 4 years and in return the government pays them off with my tax money. Why don’t you just ask for some fucking bailout funds! Assholes.
Oh look the sun is coming out. Global warming is taking effect right before my eyes.
“Ski resorts make global warming their peak priority.” Oh hahaha, slap your knees kids. “Peak priority”, get it?? Then they ask not to be hampered with regulations. How stupid are you people?
Meanwhile, science yet again figures out what we already knew. Artistic people are more insane than normal people. I knew this. Anyone who does theatre knows this. Actors are some of the most mentally fucked up people on earth. The more creative, the more insane.
The government should consider suing AIG to get their money back say Barney Frank. Fucking hold it! We could have simply not given AIG bailout funds. No, instead we give them money, then sue them to get the money back, which will cost even more money. How fucking stupid is the government? Pretty fucking stupid. But it’s okay, soon these people will run health care, you’ll all be dead, and it will not matter.
King Hussein, first affirmative action president of the United States, saves the economy. King Hussein is taking credit for the economy doing what it would have done anyway. “AIG threatened to bring down the entire economy.” Bull-Fucking-Shit.
I am so awesome that being in the room with myself makes me cum.
Modern day slavery? Modern day slavery is impossible. Slavery was invented by white people in the Confederate States of America. It has never existed before, after nor outside of that context. Furthermore, the Saviour, Abraham Lincoln, ended slavery. How can there be slavery in the world?
“The World Wide Crime of Human Trafficking.” Last time I checked we are all property of the US government on the plantation of Federal Debt.
Criminals make money on prostitution because prostitution is illegal, just like drug dealers make money on drugs because drugs are illegal.
The average American would die is he had to walk “miles” a day. Hey, if you people could walk farther than the fridge you might not be so fucking fat. You’ll still be ugly – but not fat.
Make sure you are sitting down, because I as so awesome you are going to shit yourself when you hear this. I just busted a nut I’m so good. I need a cigarette now.
“More than 300 thousand.” How many more? Is there a census of slaves? Where does this data come from? How is it gathered. “More than 30 wars around the world.” How many more than 30? The CIA doesn’t know how many wars are taking place in the world? What are they doing with all that money they take from taxpayers? And what is the Messiah going to do about all this? Slavery happens in the US as well, even in Colorado!
“The intersection of I-27 and I-70 is a major crossroads of human trafficking.” FUCKING KILL ME NOW. I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP. YES I-27 AND I-70 IS WHERE I BUY MY SLAVES.
“A sex trafficking situation.” What does that mean?
The Everybody Gets An Award Generation raises awareness about homeless, but they don’t lift a fucking finger to help a homeless person. They are too busy looking at pictures on facebook. “Sleep In Someone Else’s Box.” This is one of the top 10 stupidest things I have ever heard about in my life. HEY STUPID FUCKING COLLEGE KIDS! HOMELESS PEOPLE DON’T HAVE SLEEPING BAGS, THEY DON’T HAVE FOOT-WARMERS AND THEY DON’T GET TO GO HOME WHEN IT GETS TOO COLD OUTSIDE. THE FACEBOOK GENERATION NEEDS TO DIE! YOU CHILDREN, THE “FUTURE OF AMERICA”, ARE TOO STUPID TO LIVE.
Students can help prevent homelessness. Really? How? “We need to be more active in our legislation about fixing the problem.” In other words, taxing rich people. That is to say taking money from people who work for a living and giving it to the government. The Medicated Generation is so fucking obsessed with alleviating their own guilt.
Total number of homeless people who now have a home? Zero. How you fucking change ass-hole?