Cynical Libertarian Society

Stating The Obvious 0636 – Eating Food Is Like Talking To Girls. You Think It’s Gonna Be Fun But It’s Really Just Inconvenient.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 53.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode The Great One talks about the one thing all of you care about more than your own lives. The Great One. Himself. How is the Wuhan Productivity Plan working out? Is The Great One taking photos of Supergirl? Is The Great One lifting? Do you even lift bro? Did The Great One make a cheesecake? How did that turn out? What’s up with The Great One and his restricted eating plan? These questions which you never even knew you had will be answered. … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0266 – Sent From Karen’s iPhone Episode II: Karen Will Inform On You For Her Own Good.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:55:59 — 163.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One reads 200 more pages of emails from Karen. Now that Karen has to fill out a form it’s both more funny because Karen can’t figure out how to fill out the form and less funny because Karen isn’t freestyling any more. Plus we can’t say for sure how many of these emails were sent from Karen’s iPhone. But we can hazard some guesses. Source material: http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/AM-0265-Sent-From-Karens-iPhone.pdf Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0265 – Sent From Karen’s iPhone Episode I: Karen Is Concerned.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:23:47 — 204.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One spends 40 minutes doing the set up and then dives into emails from Karen tattle telling on other people to the government. And yes, many of these emails were sent from Karen’s iPhone. Links to things mentioned in this podcast: Al Jahom’s Final Word https://aljahom.wordpress.com/ St. Louis County Releases ‘Snitch Files” – Local Citizens Who Called County Government to Snitch on Business Owners https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/st-louis-county-releases-snitch-files-local-citizens-called-county-government-snitch-business-owners/ Cobra Tate https://www.cobratate.com/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr3nFiz2y-9FafmeXMNpV8Q/videos Cobra Tate on The Dick Show https://thedickshow.com/episode-205/ The Goddamn Bacon https://thegoddamnbacon.com/ Hard Men Working Hard … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0032 – E. Jean Fired: Episode II – Orange Man Bad! Believe Womynz Truths! Exclamation Mark!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:02 — 53.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode we wrap the the high school level drama of E. Jean getting fired. That’s what happens when you expect womynz to behave like adults. And don’t forget, Orange Man bad! Bad Orange Man! Source material for this episode: http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/YAWALT-0031-e-jean-fired.odt Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0031 – E. Jean Fired: Episode I – If You Think Truth Matters You Are A Fool At Best.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:57 — 53.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYou know our friend E. Jean Carroll. Did you know she spoke her truth? Did you know she spoke truth to power? Did you know Orange Man bad? Did you know she got fired? I found this out while looking for something else. We will delve into this terrible news. But first we have to explore an important question. Does truth matter? Source material for this episode: http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/YAWALT-0031-e-jean-fired.odt Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s … Continue reading →

Technical Stuff and No Podcast Today

Greetings. Working out technical bugs. No podcast today. Also the site has been migrated. The feed is: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ The old feed may or may not redirect. I suggest you don’t take the chance. If you find any broken links then something went wrong. But we know that would never happen. It’s technology. What could go wrong? Here are some redheads ’cause it’s Friday. Happy Wuhan Weekend. Speaking of – there will not be a Wuhan Weekend post this weekend. By this point if you haven’t figured out this is a hoax I’m not going to convince you and I have … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0635 – Bond Vs Bond. New Audio Setup. Magic Fabric Makes You Immune To Viruses.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:27:27 — 146.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings friends and enemies. In this episode of Stating The Obvious I kill multiple statists with one warlord. That’s kinda like killing two birds with one stone. Firstly I am testing out the new audio setup which I’ve been fucking with for three days now. It shouldn’t be this difficult but it is. It always is. Secondly I bitch about this new trend of people putting magic fabric over their faces to protect themselves from a virus. Thirdly I use math to determine which James Bond … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0264 – People Wearing Masks Are Standing In Line For Food. Christian Cucks Are Upset About PUAs Using Game. This Is Why The Right Has Lost The Culture War.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 19:59 — 37.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIt might just be me. Tell me if you are seeing this as well. “This” is a rise in the number of religious right wingers attacking PUAs for using game to get women to have sex with them. I have a few ideas on what is going on here. And it really might not even be that much of a thing. I could be imagining this. If you have instances you’ve seen of religious right winger attacking PUAs for using game post me a link will … Continue reading →

Linkage: 25 April, 2020 – Wuhan Weekend 1984 Hoax Updates, The Website Malfunction Edition. #CLSology #WuhanHoax #Wuhan1984

Here we are sliding into week whatever of the Wuhan Hoax like a beta male trying to slide into the DMs of an InstaThot. Without grace, without style, without a hope of success. The money printer continues to go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. This might be the longest linkage in the histories of linkage. I’m gonna have to stifle my commentary just to get this published on time. Let’s begin with the hoax regarding the number of people who have died from Wuhan Virus. New York City, already a world epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak, sharply increased its death toll by more than … Continue reading →

Amazon Affiliate Link Is Gone Again. For Realz This Time.

Now it really is gone. Amazon gave me five days to comply with their demands. I don’t negotiate with terrorists. Right. I’m going to do all that work to prove myself to Amazon. I would have to be raking in at least $500 a month for me to put that much effort into passing the shit test of a beta male owned corporation. I got this warning on April 4th. They actually closed my account (or at least notified me they close my account) on April 23rd. So much for five days. So that’s that. No more cyber-begging via the … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0634 – Politician Applies The Pence Principle. Predictable Results Result.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 50.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSA man is arrested while driving a stolen car and in possession of uranium, a rattlesnake and an open bottle of whiskey. That was some party. A woman (not going to call her a mother) drove with her children on top of the car. But it’s okay. The children were in a swimming pool that was sitting on the roof of the car. A Republican candidate for Mississippi governor has read The Pence Principle and will not allow a female reporter to be alone with him. … Continue reading →

Announcement: RSS Link and Amazon Affiliate

Greetings friends and enemies. Two quick ones. Kinda like having sex with The Great One. Twice as much. Twice as quick. We’re all done now get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me a pie. 1. I’m planning to make some changes to the backend of the website on Thursday, 30 April. This should be transparent to you. Only one thing might change. It might break your RSS subscription if you RSS my site. The current RSS is: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ The new RSS will be: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ The old RSS may redirect, but you will be best served by editing … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0633 – R. Kelly’s Rules For Girls Seem Reasonable To Me.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 4:17 — 4.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSS98% of LSC waste can’t be recycled. It goes into the trash. Who has been telling you for years that the stuff you throw into blue recycling bins goes to the landfill? TGO. That’s who. R. Kelly is charged with federal sex-crimes. I’m shocked. R. Kelly is exactly what your basic white girl wants to be fucked by. Watch this video. He is making it pretty clear what you are going to be expected to do when he takes you home. R. Kelly’s rules for his … Continue reading →

Linkage: 21 April, 2020 – There Is No Dark Side Of The Facts. All Facts Are Hate Facts. #CLSology

Who is tired of Wuhan Virus? The Great One is tired of Wuhan Virus. Ya know what The Great One is not tired of? Wuhan Vacation. Money printer goes brrrrrrr. The sun is shinning. The snow has mostly melted off. I’m gonna bang out some linkage then hit the trails. If the Gods and Goddess are smiling upon me today I might even run across some hottie pies. So let’s get the hell on with it shall we. First up, your Wuhan fix. And now we are done with Wuhan. Let’s take a moment to make fun of safe spaces … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0632 – No Matter What You Multiply Stupid By You Still Get Stupid.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSDoes the wisdom of crowds work with democracy the same way it works with guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar? Hippy artist collectives don’t work because if you have 20 hippy artists who don’t have any money and you add them all together they still don’t have any money. 20 times 0 equals 0. Democracy is the idea that if you magnify stupidity you will get intelligence. 400K times stupid equals stupid. One of the local Smashburgers got evicted for not paying rent. … Continue reading →