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The Greasy Pole 6000005 – The Get Off The Internet Episode — 5 Comments

  1. Why is Adam’s gain/volume always 3X GTO’s? Is his microphone pressed up against his lips like it’s a penis or something?

  2. Hey, I did this whole “get off the internet” thing whenever I disappeared from here – 2-3 years ago. I think it was looking in the mirror and realising that I’d given The Great One more than $100 and he hadn’t even shown me his vagina that made me wake up.

    I even created a new thing, called “Offline October”. I promoted it by not mentioning it at all on the internet, and just advocating it to people I was actually taking to with words and sounds and shit. It was purifying. Friends, family and colleagues were all equally baffled, but treated it the same as if I’d said I was going to do an Ultramarathon.

    Sadly there are lapses. One of which is now, while I’m on holiday and the GF has gone to bed. Exhaustion and soreness, obvs.

    Having come back to the CLS out of morbid “is he really still doing the exact same shit again, after a million episodes???” curiosity, it’s reassuring to know that yes is the answer.

    TGP is the truest, most contemporaneous and best stuff. It’s not Adam, it’s not TGO…. the combination is just…

    Oh, I also went back a bit and listened to the AI episode. I work in that shit now, basically ironically, because I understand all too well how shit, doomed and stupid it all is.

    I suggest two bits I wrote a while back, which I’m quite happy with because they still hold up.

    1 (Dec 2022): https://aljahom.substack.com/p/chatgpt-is-retarded

    2 (Sep 2024): https://www.freespeechbacklash.com/article/no-ai-revolution-horizon

    The second one is me with my “LimpedIn” voice on. You’ll need to read between the lines.

    To borrow a quote from a catch-up email I wrote to an old colleague recently:

    “So here I am. Possibly the only AI professional in the industry who thinks that AI is a massive munro of horseshit, that has no killer use-case, no path to profitability, fundamental and insurmountable shortcomings and is doomed to return to oblivion as soon as the magic money tree goes into winter. My 3-year view is that saying “I work in AI” will one day sound as ridiculous as saying “I work in Microsoft Word”. ”

    You’re welcome.

    • Al is still alive.
      I thought maybe the kikes killed him or something.
      I’m happy I could wake you up by not showing you my vagina, nor even selfies of my asshole.
      Well done with getting off the internet and getting a GF.
      If only I could do those two things…

  3. In regard to albums, I think everyone can agree that Zep’s “Heartbreaker” must ALWAYS be immediately followed by “Living Loving Maid”. Even though LLM is a shitty song, it still follows up better than something like W.A.P. If you disagree, you’re not down with Z.

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