Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- That’s organic.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- Nice waves.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- Green light.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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