Welcome friends and enemies to the very first episode of The College Kid ‘Cast. Yes, they are college kids. Yes, they are the “future of American.” Yes, America is fucked.
In this episode I bring you five stories of worthless degrees.
Amongst the sicknesses infecting the United States is the idea that every job requires a college education. All five stories I tell involve people (mostly women) who have college educations in fields that do not require college educations.
One of those independent studies included analyzing shows in London with Dr. Eric Prince.
“Austin was great company,” Prince said in an email.
Translation: Prince was banging her.
“Grad school has been my lifelong goal,” Austin R. D. Burns said. “Ever since I knew what it was, that’s what I want to do.”
Her fucking “lifelong goal” is going to grad school.
But wait. There’s more.
Ya know what’s more worthless that a worthless college degree?
A college degree which actually is worthless because the program is not accredited.
The lawsuit, filed at the Denver District Court on March 20, alleges that the students incurred financial damages through expenses such as tuition, cost of living and debt from the master’s program. Other damages listed include lost and reduced earnings and lost opportunities as result from attending a non-accredited program.
The lawsuit demands CSU to repay the students’ tuition and pay for related litigation fees.
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“I’m staring at a mountain of debt from attending the program and really just want to know if there is a commitment to this goal,” Scott wrote. “The only reason I came to CSU is because this was promised.”
If your college degree is non-accredited your life is pretty much over. You may as well spend what little money you have via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I promise you I will buy this Supergirl figurine so I can objectify women.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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