They care about the childrynz!
Yes my friends (and enemies) it’s Teacher Appreciation Week.
And teachers should be treated like V.I.T.s. That’s Very Incompetent Thot for those of you not in the know.
In celebration of teachers I bring you a series of post from Frank Cervi. Frank is the author of Uncle Nick and Burning The Midnight. Two books you *must* buy. And you must buy them from Amazon via my affiliate link at cls.link/amazon.
Even though on this blog we have started documenting, in hilarious fashion mind you, the rising trend of hot female teacher sex scandals, this has been a long time coming. I wanted to do a serious piece and analysis on this trend because I believe, as much fun as it is mocking and covering these stories, we should also consider the serious and reasons behind this phenomenon.
We often joke how these male students are not victims (because getting your balls drained by a hot teacher wouldn’t be a crime for your cock), however, what is not fun is that if that female teacher should become pregnant with child, that underage student is then on the hook for child-support once he turns 18. Then at that point he is, indeed a victim, even if you didn’t think so before. This has actually happened multiple times in some of the cases we have followed. That is how fucked up the court system is today, but that is what you get with gynocentrism. Banana Republic-pseudo law.
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The reason why these women fetishize these young high school kids is because they’re children themselves, not physically, but in their own mind and psychology. They say women mature faster than boys, but they never say when they cap out. Yes, girls do mature faster than boys; that is why girls do much better than boys all throughout grade and high-school. However, boys keep maturing well past high-school and do far better than women in the long run (Evidence: Everything you see around you). If men didn’t, we wouldn’t have bridges; market systems, inventions, economics, Bitcoin, block-chain, Apple, Microsoft, Oil pumped, quantum computing, modern medicine, greater society. So what is my point?
My point is, most women don’t mature (intellectually) past high-school.
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A woman will usually identify closer to a teenager, or child, than with a man.
That is why a lot of women go into these soft fields; daycare, early childhood education, teaching, motherhood. It’s because their mind-set is on that level.
Nicole Marie Faires-Andrews, 31, was taken into custody on Tuesday and booked into the Williamson County Jail on felony counts of sexual assault of a child and improper relationship between educator and student.
Life is can be funny sometimes, especially for young mother and wife from the heart of Texas.
One day you are on your knees, pleasing Jesus. The next, pleasing a high school student.
A horny teacher with a mouth and a vagina bigger than her heart, or a confused God-fearing daughter-in-law of a pastor who’s definition of volunteering may be different from most? God works in mysterious ways, and so do horny female teachers. Maybe her husband should have spent less time flipping tires, and more time flipping our gurl onto her back.
Santa Clause only comes once a year, our ‘victim’ got, hands down, the best gift any teen boy could want: Tayler Bocal. Banging your hot, 21-year old teacher during holiday break is probably the best way to spend it. Thinking of all the gifts I ever got for Christmas, I would take them all back, in a heart beat, just for the hot little stocking stuffer that is, Tayler Boncal.
Now, when this story first broke and was sent to me by a good friend, I couldn’t believe it. I mean, you see the instagram pics first, obviously, and you think to yourself, “Man…this is going to be a goldmine.” But, just like all amazing things in life, most times, they are too good to be true. Likewise with hot chicks; on the surface everything is amazing, but then you do a little digging, and their story just sucks. We have the pretty face and the tight bod, probably the hottest of the year so far, but the story just doesn’t have the meat that I am looking for. It’s depressing. ‘Salacious texts’ the police say they have, well, what are they?
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH, PEOPLE!
The only thing worth mentioning is that, through the grapevine, some people have come forward on social media claiming they went to CCSU with Tayler and are “not surprised” in the slightest to hear about this tryst. Which means, our gurl is DTF. Although, I could have told you that, just by looking at our gurls pictures; especially the one where she is sipping on some sangria and giving the classic skank stare; with the come-fuck-me eyes.
Don’t get me wrong, Tayler Boncal—as a Sex Teacher Scandal—has some redeeming qualities, but the whole package to me is just the ultimate let-down.
The reason why. is due to the technicality of the crime: In any other circumstance, this would be a non-crime. He was 18, she, a horny 21-year old female, looking to get some of that Chad pipe. It happens all the time and everyday in America—hot college chicks or dudes, hooking up with the barely legals and the up and coming, rookies.
This is what all the digging and hard work is for: The Money Shot. You wait day in, and day out for the perfect Female Teacher Sex scandal that has it all. It’s almost as painful as blue balls for any FTSS detective. But then, Stephanie Peterson flops onto your lap; and on our ‘victim’s’ as well. They always come out of nowhere and usually after a slump.
It’s like fishing (as I am sure our gurl knows); you wait all day long, sometimes days, maybe even weeks or months for that rare catch. Then, on a day you least suspect it (usually on your last beer in the canoe) you get a tug on your line.
Stephanie tugged us all today. She got this FTSS detective; hook, line and sinker.
It is only the end of February and we already have history in the making.
Stephanie Peterson is probably the hottest scandal this year (easily) and maybe will go down as one of the hottest of all time; Hall of Fame worthy.
Like with grading and judging in the Olympic Games, you normally don’t give out full marks to the first few competitors to save some currency; just in case someone blows one of your previous ‘greats’ out of the water later on. However, I am going to have to blow my grade- load all over Stephanie, because it would be cruel not too; for me, for her and for our victim.
A victim, by the way, who will be telling this tale of tuna until the day he dies; he will get free drinks at every harbor bar he goes to, high-fives until his hand bleeds. However, the tragedy for our victim, though, is that masturbation for him will be forever ruined. We call that: Chasing the Dragon.
Sarah Conway, our gurl, doesn’t seem to get how #MeToo works.
First of all, you never EVER go to the police and file a police report about the alleged abuse by your ‘predator’. You ALWAYS go straight to the public court of opinion (Facebook, Twitter, etc.) and cry about the alleged offence it to get attention and hopefully cash and prizes (media spotlight, money, a job, a book deal, etc.).
Also, you NEVER do this right away. You have to time it just right. You ALWAYS wait at least 20 years or near the end of the statue of limitations and THEN come out of nowhere and burst onto the scene; so stunning, so brave you would be.
Sarah Conway essentially embodies the #MeToo movement and this story, when I saw it and the irony involved, just made my day (and should do the same for yours). This is gold. Good on her as she has shown exactly what would happen if you were full-of-shit about some harassment claim.
Just because you regret, feel guilty, or want to absolve your sheer sluttery and whorish ways via a sexual harassment claim doesn’t mean you get to suddenly drop all accountability and blame the man for you whoring it up— Or in this case, breaking the law by fucking your student.
See, when you file a police report (which is what you should do if you were legit harassed) what happens is EVIDENCE is collected and a very technical and LOGICAL process takes place via PROFESSIONALS who do this on a daily basis and is their job. When you go to the court of public opinion you get MOB mentality and rule of law goes out the window; emotions and agendas rule the playground.
Thanks Sarah, you are now a legend and extraordinary example!
Based on her Facebook profile, Jackson is married with at least one child.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the only times we will ever get a glimpse of the dark side of the moon; the victim. The only reason why we are allowed to see the victims identity is because this case turned from a slow-Tuesday teacher sex-scandal to a full blown ‘missing persons’ case. And when a person is missing, teen or no teen, the public and police need to know who the hell to look for.
This is a gem of a story and confirms (even though it is a tiny sample) of what we can pretty much assume of most, if not all, of what these lunatic teachers are going after: The Chad’s, Tyrones and DeShawns with the pint-sized/coke can dongers. Also known as: The Giner Tingles.
When you are a modern harpie, married or not, 35 or 25; normal life is boring and every go-gurl needs adventure and excitement. What is more exciting than a young Tyrone (aka lil Pooh/Pooh Gotti). Who knows? Oscar could be the next P Diddy and Nicole could have his gangster child. Hypergamy achieved. Nicole, a victim of gynocentrism, a hetero pedo, or just her innate female nature being amplified? Why not all three, Trebek!?
We cannot forget though, that this is a love story fit for Hollywood. The police won’t admit this, the public won’t see it, but the disturbed writers and directors in the Western wasteland will. Two lovers on the run from their marriage, their kid, their parents, school, responsibility and the law. Two people, really, who just want to smash their flesh parts together and be left alone by society. How much more excitement can you get as a modern woman?