I talk about video games and how Bioshock Infinite has a very interesting plot. Then I rant about the State. Who would have expected that right?
From the USA Today I talk about three excuses for journalism written for people who have 2nd grade comprehension levels.
“White House unveils cybersecurity guidelines”. Did you know the White House is a magical building and it can do things?
“Obama plans program to aid minority men”. Unless you are a brown man in the Middle East in which case The Messiah will murder you with a missile launched from a flying robot.
And the front page above the fold story, the most important piece of news on that day, “Health care sign-up surges”. Surges! 3.3 million people. That is 1.05% of the 313.9 million population of the United States. If that’s not a success I don’t know what is. The Messiah has provided free healthcare for everyone. Except it’s not free. And it’s not healthcare, it’s insurance. And it’s not covering everyone. But otherwise it’s free healthcare for everyone.