Stating The Obvious 0121 – Why The Messiah Won The Election
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How is your democracy working for you?
People in the United States: 314,744,803
Idiots who voted for Mitzy: 56,548,457 or 18.60% of the United States population.
Tools who voted for Messiah: 61,772,396 or 19.63% of the United States population.
Percent of United States population who are slaves: 38.23%
What did I do with my ballot? Like any good anarcho-capitalist I used it to wipe my ass after my morning shit.
Why did Obama win?
Not because the election was stolen. Not because of Ron Paul. Not because you your vagina.
The Messiah won because he is the best tool the military-industrial complex has ever come across. He can bail out corporations, murder people in foreign countries with flying robots, sign indefinite detention bills and force people to buy products & services from corporations and the media and public can’t stop swallowing his cum.
And I make fun of the Medicated Generation and their response to the election.
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