Beware the fisherman who’s casting out his line into a dried-up riverbed.
But don’t try to tell him, ’cause he won’t believe you.
Throw some bread to the ducks instead, it’s easier that way.
I feel like an alien, a stranger in an alien place.
— Genesis (the band, not the Biblical chapter)
Before you get triggered – Spend! Consume! Obey! Do it now via the CLS Amazon.com affiliate link over at cls.link. “What is truth“- Pontius Pilate Truth is important. When you lose the importance of truth you get some strange things, like men claiming to be women. Or young women claiming to be cats. Social constructivist theory holds that truth is constructed by social processes. Barf. We do not currently have the technology to turn a man into a woman. In my opinion, that is not a fruitful technological pursuit. Sorry Caitlyn, you’re not a woman, and the truth doesn’t care … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadUnless you are a cute girl leave me the hell alone for the rest of December. In this episode: Black Rifle Coffee Company fucks up my order. The Great One does theatre for free. TGO survived the December gigs and wants to be left alone. Cute girls with boyfriends. Fatties get angered when TGO flirts with cute girls. Setting up email for people who buy really cheap website packages. Signing contracts you haven’t read. Girls take over the Boy Scouts because girls can’t even cut and paste. “Would you consider partnering with us . … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadTGO is suffering from food coma. In this episode: Moaning and groaning. The college girls are back in town and the shorts are short. Skin lotion. Why wall hitters hate 18 year old girls. Yes we are currently in a race war in the United States. Ignoring it will not make it go away. Some other stuff probably . . . I don’t remember what the heck I said. And then I finally attain consciousness and we hit on today’s main story. MeToo at CSU. https://collegian.com/2018/08/csu-professor-ben-hur-testifies-in-sexual-harassment-trial-denies-allegations/ What is the sexual harassment? He looked at … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAnd once again we return to The Internet Is Not The Answer by Andrew Keen. Because . . . the internet is still not the fucking answer. And if you think the internet is the answer you asked a stupid question. I wonder if Andrew talks about YouTube in this book? Why look at that. He sure does. I wonder if he will explore the notion that making YouTube videos is a job? Why look at that. He sure does. Everything on the interwebz is “free” and can be copied endlessly and effortlessly. Who … Continue reading →
Hey Great One. You’ve missed two podcasts now. What the fuck are you doing? I’m slacking bitches. I’m slacking. I’ve spend four of the last five weeks on the road. I have to work a festival today. I haven’t talked to a cute girl in too long. I’m tired of working with idiots. Deal with it gurls. Plan is to hit it hard with a new podcast on Friday. I’ll see you cats then. Until then – have a happy 4th of July. Yes, we are slaves. No, you are not free. But you’re gonna die one day. Spend the … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI talk about some other stuff but mostly it’s me bitching about dope smokers. I’d be rich if people could buy dope via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I could buy this Supergirl figurine I don’t need. And lots of munchies which I also don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe glory of being The Great One, Himself is that I am right. I am always right. I have always been right. I will always be right. I am never wrong. https://youtu.be/-Iwuctaa7u8 Stefan echoes what I said in Anarchy Moment 0042. When the State collapses women will once again become attractive as they will need men to provide for them in the absence of welfare and wealth redistribution. “Donald Trump is racist” said a woman. A women who then said “I don’t know what racism is.” No. You don’t. That’s why I’m laughing at … Continue reading →
A return to podcasting before I get killed by a drone and my website is shut down. Stating The Obvious #102: If you oppose SOPA you hate children. [display_podcast] You want the government to regulate your entire life and environment from cradle to grave. Why would you think the internet would be an exception? If you oppose SOPA you are probably a child molester. … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadA corrupt people will not see themselves as corrupt but will view the uncorrupt as abnormal and extremist. — unknown This is my house where I launch the cruise missile of my intellect. I think I might actually be allergic to bullshit. I got my first digital camera. A Canon EOS 7D. Look for reports on how I like it. Gotta plug some stuff. I love audio books. Check out these sites which podcast short stories. Sci-fi: escapepod.org. Fantasy: podcastle.org. Horror: pseudopod.org. A man is accused of indecent exposure while being naked in his … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI continue to lay the free flowing smackdown on statist ass. In this episode: 1. Human have to learn the hard way. Even then humans often don’t learn. I warned you not to get married. You did it anyway. You thought “the woman I am marrying is different – she will never divorce me and take my house and half my money.” And then you encountered reality. I told you not to get married. You had to learn the hard way. Yes all women are like that. Politics are just the same. Yes all … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadOver on YouTube (aka Troll Central) I got a comment and question on one of my videos which was actually intelligent and well reasoned. This is my response and attempt to clarify my thinking. Here is the question: I’m confused. So you’re saying that thinking that the government has any role in anything makes you not libertarian? Because that actually makes you anarchist, libertarian just upholds liberty as the highest political end. I’m a libertarian because I believe that it the role of the government to protect the rights of it’s citizens. I would … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI attempt to avoid slipping into a food coma by reading from and ranting about the book ADHD Nation: Children, Doctors, Big Pharma, and the Making of an American Epidemic by Alan Schwarz. In this episode: 1. No matter how many children are diagnosed with ADHD it’s never enough. The problem is always under-diagnoses. 2. Schools get additional money if they have children with ADHD. Thus schools strive to get more childryns diagnosed with ADHD. This is why you don’t reward bad behaviour. 3. A woman (woman logic in action) who cares about the … Continue reading →
Reminder: If you RSS the Cynical Libertarian Society make sure you are using this feed: http://www.cynlibsoc.com/CLS/feed/ The others will go inactive soonish. How can you be Outcome Independent, yet still want what you want? How do you have a true, don’t-give-a-shit attitude while still having goals, objectives and/or a Mission that you are deeply passionate about? As I describe in detail in my book, Outcome Independence doesn’t mean you don’t care about any outcomes in your life. If that were the case, you’d simply stay in bed all day and waste away until you died of starvation. Instead, OI means … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadFirst I rant about the shitty customer support provided by Toshiba via their website, email and twitter. Then I talk about the book “Catch and Release” by Lawrence Block. I never read crime stories. This collection of short stories caught my eye at the library and it was fantastic. Even if you don’t normally read crime stories I can highly recommend this book to you. Block’s writing is powerful and his stories are intriguing. Well worth your time. It’s that time of year when left-wing statist post links and memes on the facebook about … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWearing Google Glass doesn’t only make you a tool, it also makes you a target for DHS. In today’s Anarchy Moment we look at an example of the police state serving the interest of the corporations. If I see you wearing Google Glass I’m going to make fun of you. What I’m not going to do is call the DHS so that you can be detained for 3 hours by people who spent their childhoods torturing animals. Links: AMC movie theater calls “federal agents” to arrest a Google Glass user: http://the-gadgeteer.com/2014/01/20/amc-movie-theater-calls-fbi-to-arrest-a-google-glass-user/ FBI snatches Google … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode: What happens when old people figure out they can manipulate Millennials into working for beer and candy and minimum wage? The old people get rich. The Millennials engage in age discrimination. You company goes IPO without ever making a profit. Welcome to Hub Spot. The subject of the book Disrupted – My Misadventure in the Start-Up Bubble by Dan Lyons. You can buy Disrupted via my affiliate link at cls.link and help me get rich. You can send a commie to Canada over at Commies To Canada and help make America … Continue reading →