Beware the fisherman who’s casting out his line into a dried-up riverbed.
But don’t try to tell him, ’cause he won’t believe you.
Throw some bread to the ducks instead, it’s easier that way.
I feel like an alien, a stranger in an alien place.
— Genesis (the band, not the Biblical chapter)
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAnarchy Moment #0036 – The Twitter Stream of a Feminist is Hate and Violence The only thing feminists have is other people’s money. And a need to do violence to those who are different from them. … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWhy Kavanaugh’s victory is good and why it is bad. Kavanaugh then joined George W. Bush’s legal team in time to argue against the ballot recount in Florida; eventually he would be made White House Staff Secretary, responsible for all documents going to and returning from President Bush’s desk, as well as for coordinating policy makers and speechwriters. In this capacity, he would have had immense latitude to shape the legal doctrines that made the Bush presidency such a disaster: the prosecution of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the internment of prisoners without due process … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI talk about some other stuff but mostly it’s me bitching about dope smokers. I’d be rich if people could buy dope via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I could buy this Supergirl figurine I don’t need. And lots of munchies which I also don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode: Womyns. So smart that 26.2% of them thing there is a more effective form of birth control than not having sex. But Great One, in the podcast you said “22.2%”. Yes I did. Because I fucked up. See how I’m not blaming my mistake on men, white people or Donald Trump? I just plain fucked up. Since contraception became a covered preventive benefit, the share of female employees paying with their own money for birth control pills has plunged to 3 percent, according to the Kaiser Family Foundation. http://www.ourmidland.com/news/medical/article/Trump-s-one-two-punch-hits-birth-control-LGBT-12259113.php Shout out … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | Download In this episode: Gratitude to Aaron Clarey. He wrote a summary of “The Illusion of Infinity” which I didn’t even know about until after recording this podcast which eloquently sums up my thesis. You can read it here: https://captaincapitalism.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/the-illusion-of-infinity.html An analysis of this email from Ian Freeman: Hello, I listened and explored your site. I’ll pass – seems more alt-right than I care for, but thanks for reaching out. Good luck with your show, Ian Freeman What are the indicators in inferiority in this email? Calling me “alt-right” means Ian hates white men … Continue reading →
In broader terms, the Coakley case shows the desperate need for due process and beyond reasonable doubt after rape accusations to approximate the standards expected when other crimes are alleged. A person is extremely unlikely, for example, to be convicted of an armed robbery without CCTV evidence, the recovery of what is stolen, proof of injury, or multiple witness statements of the same individual incident (i.e. not the Bill Cosby witch hunt of disconnected allegations being bundled together as one “truth”). Both courts and non-judicial discussions are engaged in a perpetual cycle of watering down thresholds to secure more convictions … Continue reading →
Here is the article which I mention in STO #52 about the dumb bitch who went a whole year without a cell phone and discovered that she could actually talk to people without the cell phone. My year without a cell phone: can’t imagine being totally unplugged for an entire day? Shape found one woman who did it for 12 months. Ya know, there was a time when people went for an entire life without a cell phone. Hard to imagine isn’t it? Fuck you and your cell phone. … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadStating The Obvious #139 – Clicks are more important than accuracy. “Trust Me, I’m Lying” by Ryan Holiday – part 1 of 2 I just finished reading the book Trust Me I’m Lying Confessions Of A Media Manipulator written by Ryan Holiday. This podcast will mostly be about the things he discusses in that book and variations on those themes. Why is this shit important? Because false knowledge creates false realities. How to get your information regardless of its truthfulness into the mainstream media. 1. Send your information regardless of its truthfulness to smalltime … Continue reading →
Well, it’s about time. I hope this catches on and spreads. Students at Lincoln University with a body mass index of 30 or above, reflective of obesity, must take a fitness course that meets three hours per week. Those who are assigned to the class but do not complete it cannot graduate. Given the way we harass smokers, drug users and people who drink alcohol – why do fat people keep getting a free ride? I’d rant about this more, but I have things to do right now. No doubt this will appear in a soon to be recorded Stating … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWe Americans are an unprincipled nation, when you come down to it. Not that we’re bad or anything. It’s just that it’s hard for us to pay attention to abstract matters when we have so many concrete matters–cellular phones, ski boats, salad shooters, trail bikes, StairMasters, snow boards, pasta-making machines, four-door sport utility vehicles, palmcorders, rollerblade skates and CD players for our cars–to occupy us. — P.J. O’Rourke, Parliament of Whores This is the future of America, and this is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever come across. Anyone who uses an … Continue reading →
I am still recovering from being on the road for two weeks. Meanwhile . . . And this . . . There are no inherent differences in people, says the god Diversity, hearing whispers from the dark caves of Equality, caves which conceal the pit of Hell. This is why we need strict mandatory quotas based on differences that are not inherent. Men and women are not inherently different, which is how we cannot tell men and women apart, except by self-identification, which itself must be based on a fiction since there are no inherent differences between men and women. … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadLet’s make fun of Millennials. I know it’s low hanging fruit but damn they are stupid. Are you afraid of people who don’t like sex? I know I’m terrified of them. So very very scared. Oh. Scary. If you like sex go to my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link. Buy Halloween costumes that will offend snowflakes so I can buy Supergirl. Send a commies to Canada. They are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used … Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAdditional Notes for Part 4 of this Series: I never really answered the question “why do I think people who are afraid are easier to control” so now I’ll do that. Deer I see while running v. the statists I see in everyday life. Why anarcho-capitalism will fail: 1. The State breeds the parasite class and keeps them alive. 2. The parasites, because of their fear, will fight hard to keep the State alive. There is nothing they will not suffer for the protection of the State. a. Japanese in concentration camps. b. TSA. … Continue reading →
Ferris Bueller took a day off. I’m taking a few weeks off from the Cynical Libertarian Society because I’ve been working my ass off. Brace yourself for repeats of the podcast. In the past two weeks I’ve only read one blog post. And you should read it as well. What have I said over and over and over until I’m blue in the face and foaming at the mouth? Well yes. I have talked about volleyball girls extensively. But what else have I said? The Prime Directive of North American civilization is that no white woman must ever experience discomfort. … Continue reading →
Hussein Obama the Fist and the Second admits the Post Office “is always having problems” while private sector postal services are doing fine and this is an argument, in his mind, for having the government run health care as well. I’m terrified. More than usual. Look, a reporter with testicles. Watch Hussein Obama try to avoid the question. Okay, “reform has to control costs.” Not true. The White House has since admitted that the cost of health care will go up when the government takes over. Further more you can find no instance, ever, of the government taking over anything … Continue reading →
This week I thought we’d do a show for conservatives. If you’re a conservative, why in the world should you listen to the very same people who lie about you when they tell you who these modern day Nazis are? What? Do you think that in this case, they’re probably telling the truth and they only lie when they’re talking about you? This is an up front and honest discussion about who we actually are not the caricature that is so often painted of us. Thus if you’re a conservative what do you have to lose? An hour of your … Continue reading →