Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Red head? Head of redness?
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
Red. Yummy red.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
Now she could tell me a story.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
I’d go to London with her.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
A red head’s place is in the home.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
The front game is strong with this one.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.