Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Now she could tell me a story.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
Red. Yummy red.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
A red head’s place is in the home.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
I’d go to London with her.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
Red head? Head of redness?
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
The front game is strong with this one.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
I wonder if she has any friends?
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
She could steal my sign any day.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
No walls being hit here.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.