Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
Red head? Head of redness?
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
Red. Yummy red.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
A red head’s place is in the home.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
She could steal my sign any day.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
The front game is strong with this one.
I’d go to London with her.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
No walls being hit here.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
Now she could tell me a story.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
I wonder if she has any friends?
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.