Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
She could steal my sign any day.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
Now she could tell me a story.
The front game is strong with this one.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
No walls being hit here.
A red head’s place is in the home.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
I’d go to London with her.
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
Now there is a god pill I would take.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Red head? Head of redness?
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.