Oh Apple users. You are such tools.
You hate capitalism and rich people. Apple is the greatest richest capitalist venture in the history of the human species. And you swallow more of Apples cum than you swallowed of Hussein Obama’s cum.
The One Device – The Secret History of The iPhone by Brian Merchant is an excellent book. Highly recommend.
Brian talks to people at Apple – as much as he can thanks to the layers of NDAs Apple enforces with it’s employees. He delves into the history of the technologies that make up the iPhone. Steve Jobs did not invent the touch screen despite anything you read on THE INTERWEBZ!!!! He goes to the factory where the iPhone is made and illegally infiltrates it.
This book is all around informative and entertaining.
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The iPhone has sold 1 billion units. I’m pretty sure all those people don’t think different.
How much environmental destruction is required to make one iPhone? We’ll find out. Remember all times I’ve told you that mining the metals used to make electronic devices requires massive amounts of toxic chemicals? Welcome to the most toxic place on Earth. And it’s radioactive as well.
But fuck the Earth right. You need the newest iPhone to compensate for you lack of worth.
If you are going to buy every new device that Apple creates because you are desperate for attention and validation you could at least buy them via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link. If you do so I will buy this Supergirl figurine I don’t need.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.