If this is your first time here you should listen to this podcast to get you oriented:  Stating The Obvious #166 – An Introduction To Stating The Obvious and The CLS

The Cynical Libertarian Society podcast lineup:

Publishing schedule for the podcast is typically Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  I have a life and sometimes I don’t have time to podcast.  Linkage #TheTriggering comes out on Tuesdays.  Unless I forget about it.  That happens.


Stating The Obvious in which I talk about things where are obvious to me as an anarcho-capitalist but beyond your understanding as a dumb-fuck statist.



Oh look . . . An empty space.

I wonder if something is going to happen here . . .


Anarchy Moment in which I capture my moments of brilliance for the world and contribute to anarcho-capitalist philosophy. And make fun of statists.


Cult Of Personality which is dedicated to The Messiah, King Hussein Obama the 1st Affirmative Action President and the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ.


Linkage #TheTriggering in which I link to information and opinions on the internet which may trigger you.


Meditations and Motivations in which I attempt to inspire you to be better with that which inspires me to be better.

Basket Of Inferiors 0001: Every Stupid Bitch Attending The Stupid Cunts Who Hate Heterosexual White Men With Jobs March on The Trumpenfuhrer’s Inauguration Day.

The other day while contemplating how all the roads would instantly vanish if the governemnt was shut down in my favourite coffee shop I was also listening in on the conversation between a beta male and a liberal arts degree, “I work with children”, cock carousel riding SJW Millennial female. Nearly every sentence she birthed from her pie hole was laugh inspiring the best one was this. Speaking about her intention to protest on the Trumpenfuhrer’s inauguration day she said: “I’m going to protest to let them know we are still here.” We know you are still here you stupid … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0389 – Listener Question: Can Ancapadise Be Invaded?

I get email. Sometimes it’s intelligent email. Oh Great One, You have a great podcast, got turned on to you when you subbed for Aaron Clarey. From one anarcho-capitalist to another, I’ve got a question that’s been thrown at me that I really couldn’t answer: How could an anarcho-capitalist society survive if a non anarcho-capitalist society decided to try and take over? Now there’s no argument that without the state we would never reach the level of weaponry that exists now, in a truly free market that adheres to the ZAP there would be no need for incredibly expensive aircraft … Continue reading →

Linkage: 17 January, 2017 #TheTriggering

With the ascension of MeinTrumpenFuhrer to the Oval Office, his campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway has become the first Woman in American herstory to ever successfully manage a Presidential campaign to victory! No feminists could be reached for comment about such a herstorical milestone being reached…most were otherwise occupied with wailing and gnashing their teeth. http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2016/11/another-female-first.html The consensus has been manufactured and the narrative has been coordinated worldwide. The talking heads on the tell-a-vision and the commissars that produce our digital print media have told us what to think about Pizzagate, and to even consider thinking otherwise or looking any further … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0388 – Garrison Keillor, a Liberal Elitist Mongoloid, Hates White People Who Voted For Trump.

Garrison Keillor shows us almost everything that is wrong with left-wing statists. Those of you who supported Trump didn’t support Trump because you thought he could win. You only supported Trump because you wanted to agitate liberal elitists like Garrison Keillor. Because liberal elitists like Garrison Keillor are the focus of your life. “The bright-looking sophomore came up after a lecture and said she’d never realize the 13 Colonies were all on the East Coast. We’ve been raising generations of young Americans who are, by and large, historically illiterate.” — Historian David McCullough But liberal elitists wouldn’t have anything to … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0387 – Three Femistatist Stories.

In today’s episode of Stating The Obvious (the weapons platform from which I launch the cruise missile of my intellect): Previews of what’s coming up in future episodes. A femistatists is going to the Million Cunt March to protest Trump. She could keep going and move to Canada. It’s not that much farther. Remember you can help send a commie to Canada. Donation levels for everyone! http://CommiesToCanada.com A woman was raped by demons in a Conan story and a male femistatist writes a letter to let the editors know he is not amused. The Feminist Activity Book by Gemma Correll. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0386 – There Is No Tomorrow. You Will Stop Being A Loser Today.

Shut up and listen. You will stop being a loser and you will stop today. You will not stop being a loser tomorrow. There is no tomorrow. Tomorrow is a fantasy. Tomorrow is the fear of now. Tomorrow is the path to unhappiness. If you are not already doing these three things you will start doing them today. Not tomorrow. To. Fucking. Day. … Continue reading →

Linkage: 10 January, 2017 #TheTriggering

The truth is Polly Dunning is the epitome of the third form of fake news – “The Failed Millennial Leftist Diary.” Merely one of millions of failed leftist millennials who cannot accept that, even with their precious liberal arts degrees, they are common, boring, and offer nothing of value to the world. Since they cannot accept this and their ego must be satiated, they go to the internet to journal about their “heroic journey” or “struggle” where they find other sympathetic, self-commiserating failed millennial leftists. But mere commiseration is not enough, so they resort to increasing levels of sensationalism, brown … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0385 – Aaron Clarey aka Captain Capitalism visits The Great One, Himself @aaron_clarey #Capitalism

Captain Capitalism, Himself braved the ice covered roads – covered with ice ’cause Colorado don’t treat them with chemicals to melt the ice because “global warming” – and voyaged to The People’s Republic of Fort Collins – where ploughing the snow on the roads is a lower priority than passing laws making it illegal to smoke cigarettes outside – and paid a visit to The Great One, Himself. There was great intellectual conversation and witty dialogue. Mostly originating with Captain Capitalism, Himself. You’ll discover this is true when you listen to the podcast. The Great One (yes, Himself) was mostly … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0384 – Torturing Retarded People And Livestreaming It? Acceptable To Left-wing Statists. Love Trumps Hate and Feelz Trump Logic.

You might want to skip the first 8 minutes of this podcast. I will not player hate ya if ya do. Oh fuck. I have no adult supervision today. Oh fuck. I looked at Twitter today. Everyone was going nuts. Today I will explain the anarcho-capitalist worldview of a retarded person being tortured by black people who livestream it on Feministbook. I’ll explain why this would never happen in Ancapadise. I’ll explain, yet again, why the left-wing statist is more dangerous to freedom than the right-wing statist. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0383 – Being A Femistatist Means Never Having To Manage Your Own Emotions.

Steve Martin said something nice about how a woman looked and femistatists shit themselves. “When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. She turned out to be witty and bright as well.” http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-entertainment-news-updates-steve-martin-deletes-tribute-to-carrie-1483042247-htmlstory.html http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/steve-martin-carrie-fisher-tweet_us_58642c36e4b0de3a08f70427 Steve Martin then deleted the tweet and joined the ranks of beta male pussy cunts. You never say anything nice about a femistatist. Never. Ever. Never. Other than Princess Leia what did Carrie Fisher ever do? How about nothing. Oh. She “identified” as a “feminist”. Good for her. That’s not an accomplishment. Have you heard the threat … Continue reading →

Linkage: 3 January, 2017 #TheTriggering

So today’s challenge is to find a working scientist or PhD in some climate-related field who will agree with the idea that the climate science models do a good job of predicting the future. Notice I am avoiding the question of the measurements. That’s a separate question. For this challenge, don’t let your scientist conflate the measurements or the basic science of CO2 with the projections. Just ask the scientist to offer an opinion on the credibility of the models only. Remind your scientist that as far as you know there has never been a multi-year, multi-variable, complicated model of … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0382 – Pizzagate, The Failures of Democracy, and The Stupidity of Statists.

Once again I never get around to the things I was going to podcast about. What I do talk about is… Trump is not the Messiah. The right-wing statists have not won. The left-wing statists are going to come at you with more hatred than you have ever seen in your life. How about you left-wing statists exercise integrity for one time in you life. One time only. You said you would go to Canada if Trump won. Get the fuck out. Pizzagate sure was “debunked” awfully fast. I wonder if that’s because Democrats were involved. And what does it … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0162 – Emotional Manipulation Episode V: Manipulation Identified and Rejected.

The capstone episode in the Emotional Manipulation series. What is missing from the blog post I read to you? Did you catch it? I’ll tell you what’s missing and why it’s missing. Libtards – Canada is calling you. Get out before you are rounded up by The Trumpening. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0381 – Emotional Manipulation Episode IV: Logic and Rationality Strike Back.

I continue reading from Episode III. Still no tangenting and no fucking around. You should be paying me for this knowledge. After listening to Episodes III and IV you will understand how to use words that mean nothing to get people to think you have said exactly what they want to hear. Use this power to sell stuff, get people to help you and women to spread their legs. Language is that powerful. Doubt me? Consider “hope” and “change”. How did that work out for you? Despise all Obama’s cum you swallowed are you better off than you were eight … Continue reading →

Linkage: 27 December, 2016 #TheTriggering

This column has often drawn attention to the ignorance of our supposedly educated classes. A remarkable instance of the phenomenon was provided by Tim Kaine, J.D., Harvard, in his speech on the day following the defeat of his campaign for vice president. The performance was elaborately worked up, loaded with dreadful foreboding (about Republicans), light-hearted optimism (about Democrats), and a heavy-footed quest for applause lines that suggested he had already formed seven Voluntary Committees for his own attempt to seize the White House. Kaine, who had trouble getting even 75 people at rallies during the climax of this year’s campaign, … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0380 – Emotional Manipulation Episode III: The Rise Of Nebulous Language.

No tangenting. No fucking around. The Great One reads this blog post line by line and explains why almost every sentence is a lie and why every sentence is emotional manipulation. You will come away from this podcast with an understanding of how words are used to manipulate you. And how to use words to manipulate. You choose what to do with this knowledge. You can can apply it for good or evil – your choice. Just make sure you can deal with the consequences. For example: You could call everyone who disagrees with your “racist” instead of coming up … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0379 – Emotional Manipulation Episode II: Everything A Woman Says Is A Lie. Explained.

Mother fucker am I hot today. The microphone damn near melts. I never get around to talking about what I was suppose to talk about but I talk and rant about things much more fun.  Such as: Why it’s good for you liberals to be afraid of Trump. How Obama has given Trump all the tools he needs to build concentration camps. How Trump will not build concentration camps for liberals and why this makes me sad. Why I hate you. The one thing right-wing statists and left-wing statists agree on. If male and female are social constructs created by … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0378 – Emotional Manipulation Episode I: She Loves All Men and All Men Are Broken.

I got off to a slow start on this episode. In this episode: When you hire women because they are women you get incompetence. Trump is not the Messiah. Yes. All politicians are like that. A post at Return of Kings reads exactly like something written by a SJW. Fortunately, conservatives like Leitch speak truth to power and demonstrate a level of impartiality to their social policy prescriptions liberals seem incapable of doing. The United States has saved its socio-economic future by electing an anti-globalist businessman. I stood by on November 8th, rooting northward for my fellow nationalists southward. I … Continue reading →