Podcast: Play in new window | Download We (the Royal We) finish up with how smoking dope is addictive and makes people dumb. Then we continue on the subject of dumb by talking about the Texas legislature. If only zoomers could buy dope via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy hundreds of thousands of cuck bucks worth of shit I don’t need. …Continue reading →
The Cynical Libertarian Society podcast lineup:
Publishing schedule for the podcast is typically Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I have a life and sometimes I don't have time to podcast.
Linkage #TheTriggering comes out on Tuesdays. Unless I forget about it. That happens.
Stating The Obvious in which I talk about things where are obvious to me as an anarcho-capitalist but beyond your understanding as a dumb-fuck statist.
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAnyone remember all the things we’ve been told over the years? Anyone remember how the cuckservatives believed and went along because they wouldn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelz? Anyone wanna guess how much of our tax money is going to be needed to deal with this? If only zoomers could buy dope via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I could buy hundreds of thousands of cuck bucks worth of shit I don’t need. For example a Supergirl Barbie doll. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadLibtards Are Evil. Cuckservatives Are Stupid. Evil will always trump stupid. Also in this episode: Femistatist lesbians on OKCupid. The next thing the feminist movement has to focus on is… Women’s rights in countries outside the US, including fighting for women’s education and civil rights and ending child marriage and genital mutilation. Also, increasing access to sex ed and contraception in the US. Women have to be reminded over and over, over and over, over and over to not pull tampons out of their slits and flush them down the toilets. But of course …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode The Great One rips on Tim Newman some more and exposes cuckservatives for being cucks. The Great One will also explain why he still listens to Tim’s podcast despite Tim being a cuck. You might be wondering about that and it’s a good question. Keep spending them federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon so I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too …Continue reading →
I’ve hit my limit on stupid people for the day. I find myself so sufficiently pissed off I can’t stop being pissed of enough to get pissed off enough to write linkage. That’s pretty fucking pissed off. And if I were fucking something pretty maybe I wouldn’t be so pissed off. Thank the Gods and Goddesses that I have hatred to keep me going elsewise I’d have likely killed myself by now. Killed myself successfully mind you. Not a failed suicide attempt designed to get attention because I’m a womynz or a gurl. When I want to feed my rage …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One listens to a podcast in which two impotent cucks whine about libertarians in order to avoid focusing on any real problems. Such as the fact that leftists are in control of Western Civilization and winning the culture war. And TGO starts cyberbegging for the next Supergirl statue he don’t need for any reason at all and has no space for. Keep spending them federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon so I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to …Continue reading →
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004. I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away. There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that. And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode which I’m posting late in the day instead of in the morning because job + snow = fuck me I tangent like a mother fucker for almost 20 minutes then read the first response I received to Anarchy Moment 0244 – The Dead Ends and Destruction of a Sterile Life. Give my life meaning by buying stuff you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and compensate for my failures. Send some commies to Canada. They said they …Continue reading →
And here does The Great One sit in his new office. An office larger than the previous office. Which is good. Except that now the trash can is farther away from the desk. Which is bad. Not near as many college girls outside the window. Which is bad. And right now the main thing outside the window is snow. AKA global warming. And snow is bad m’kay. The Great One likes white. The Great One likes seeing white. But not this kind of white. What’s out there on the interwebz I should comment upon today? How about statistics. It’s been …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWelcome to another rant about the low intelligence of the commoners I work with at Weyland-Yutani. We have three gigs to set today. You guys take your fucking time. No rush. I got all day . . . Maybe you need to buy a calendar to write your schedule on. You could buy that through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWorking my ass off. Show notes must suffer. But don’t worry, this episode will be offensive. Plus here is some bonus material not covered in the podcast. I attempted to find out who wrote this list of words I’m not suppose to use. I couldn’t find out exactly who wrote it, but here are some of the things I found while searching. The Office of the Vice President for Diversity is committed to promoting a campus environment which recognizes, values, and affirms diversity at Colorado State University. We welcome your feedback and suggestions on …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadBecause people of colour is so much less racist. Hey black people. Have you ever noticed that liberal white people never actually call you people? It’s always some condescending pet name to remind you that you aren’t like them and you depend on white liberals to provide for you, look out for you, and manage your emotions for you. White liberals look at black people as pets. I’m still waiting for the day black men rediscover their balls and tell 19 year old white girls to go fuck themselves. I’m gonna wait a long …Continue reading →
Good morning friends and enemies. I know linage has been scarce lately. The Great One has so much going on with work and the after effects of moving (namely finding a home for things, throwing things away, and of course buying new things) that writing linkage and reading the interwebz wisdom of the wise interwebz men has been low on my priority list. I did sell some of my comics and buy a new bed. Got that going for me. On top of a busy work week I was dumb enough to commit to not one but two social outings …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAfter that last episode of Anarchy Moment (which Aaron Clarey plugged and got me a shit ton of publicity) I gotta get back to pissing people off. Here is your warning for this episode: Cucks beware. We gonna talk about “racism”. Otherwise known as white men having a desire to keep their money and freedom. In today’s episode two 19 year old girls are going to school us on the importance of inclusive language. If you aren’t willing to speak inclusively they have some threats for you. Stop being a cuck. This is a …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWarnings. Do not ignore them. Today’s podcast does not contain humour or sarcasm. Today’s podcast may make you confront the emptiness of your life and inspire you to kill yourself. Today’s podcast is not funny or cute. Today’s podcast is very serious. Today’s podcast has no answers. Only questions. I’ll tell you the conclusion right now. There is no solution. You have been warned. I’m throwing a lot of stuff at the wall here. Let me know what sticks and what doesn’t. Gonna spend money to fill that void in your life? Spend that …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAnd more importantly, why does it take five fucking years to build the roads? Don’t give your money to Clarey the golf playing asshole. Give your money to The Great One by shopping via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | Download Matthew fails to get a word in edgewise: Bonus round of Dr. Carly. Just in case you want more. Speaking of retarded parasites (I mean Dr. Carly, not Matthew) here is the video I’m watching about Greeeettaaaaa! In this episode I wrap up talking about Texas A&M teeeaaaachheeeerrssssss and administrators raping retarded people. We do the math on how much money this could make for A&M in a year. We do the math on how much Matthew gets to talk in a video with two women. We do the math rating Dr. Carly …Continue reading →
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI thought this was going to be a one and done. One shot, one kill. One hit wonder. Not a chance. I continue to ridicule Carly Gilson and everyone else who thinks retarded people should pay money to attend college. Especially since these retarded people aren’t even getting diplomas. They get certificates. And “the college experience”. Otherwise known as “being ass fucked by libtarded SJWs”. Source material for this episode: https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/New-Texas-AM-Aggie-ACHIEVE-Program-Gives-Special-Needs-Students-College-Experience-562218991.html http://www.thebatt.com/news/believing-is-achieveing/article_58a9779a-c23e-11e9-a9a1-13532fb2a564.html https://www.statesman.com/news/20190817/mom-sought-4-year-college-program-for-learning-disabled-son-then-helped-aampm-create-one http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0600-Sources.odt Spend! Consume! Buy! Cyber-begging! Use my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon to buy shit you don’t need. Then I can …Continue reading →
When I was in the military we had a saying about civilians. “They’re all out of uniform and no one knows who is in command.” Can’t much say that about them any more. I can only report on what I see here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins in the Soviet Sector of Colorado and the SITREP is that the civilians here are well on their way to being in uniform. The men – I mean soy boys – have their plaid lumberjack shirts despite having never touched a chainsaw in their lives. The hats. The stupid fucking hats. …Continue reading →