Cynical Libertarian Society

Slacking and Chaos

Hello Friends and Enemies. I’m close. So very close to having the chaos under control and getting back to something of a regular schedule. That’s why I’m taking the rest of the week off from the site. I know what you’re saying. “Great One, you’ve take two fucking months off from the site you lazy sack of shit.” I can’t argue with that. Right now the office/studio is still a disaster of disorganization. The way my brain works is that I need order to be creative. Once I have structure in my surroundings – which means I know what I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0243 – Monday Morning Thoughts and Monday Morning Thots.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 30:01 — 55.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode: Cookie-cutter thot on OKCupid. Honesty! Travel! Fur babies! Multiple exclamation marks!!!! Relaxing on the weekend and stressing on the weekend. Interest on credit. Dropbox sucks. Testing out mega.nz. Windows sucks. Looking at ReactOS. Empty retail spaces in downtown Fort Collins. Pay the fucking taxes already. Men can be punched for having sex with women but women must never be held accountable. Go buy some stuff you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0242 – Reason 7427 Women Should Not Have Jobs.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 14:41 — 25.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAs normal it’s the fault of men. It’s men who let women get away with this shit. It’s men who refuse to hold women accountable. It’s men who lack ball sacks and spines. Women will get away with whatever they are allowed to get away with. Just like children. Because women are children. What’s the difference between women and children? Children might grow up one day. If you’re gonna wear a sky blue suit buy it through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0241 – Beta Males, Immature Girls, and Speed Limit Plus Five To Stay Alive.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:19:39 — 143.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode but not in this order: 20 year old boy dating a 16 year old girl wants advice because his gf is immature. No TV. No fap. Adam Piggott’s podcast. Frank Cervi’s podcast. When The Great One becomes dictator of the world . . . Female teachers fucking their students. Walmart receipt checking. Women and responsibility. Who should you take advice from? From where can people such as myself give advice? And! I found out why the one girl resigned. It’s not why Rumour … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0240 – Progress Requires Hurt Feelings.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 13:00 — 23.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAmongst the reasons Western Civilization is dying one must include this. We now live in a society where no one can be told they have bad ideas. I attended a meeting in which one of the worst ideas ever was presented and we all had to stand there and act like this was the most visionary concept we’ve ever heard. Yes the dumb idea was presented by women. Yes this trend is a direct result of women in the workplace and the feminization of society. Protect … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0239 – Aluminium Validation. Otherwise Who Would Build The Roads?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 36:06 — 65.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One is 24 hours late but better late than never. Speaking of never, TGO never stops hating parasites. I wonder if TGO might start yelling and ranting about parasites in this episode of Anarchy Moment? I mean it could happen right? TGO probably talks about some other stuff as well but who the fuck knows what is going through his tiny brain and coming out of his big mount when he’s running on 5 hours of sleep. Listen to this episode and find out … Continue reading →

Linkage: 17 September, 2019 – The Great One Is Actually Posting Linkage? Amazing! #CLSology

Yes friends and enemies I am posting linkage. Yet much like the attention span of Yoga Pants Girl, the penis of a soy boy, and my fuse – it’s gonna be short. Short on my editorials that is. Long on entertainment and wisdom. Long as the day is long. Long as my schlong. Long as how long I have to wait to do my job thanks to the incompetence of other people. Anyhow – enough of my attempts at being funny. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Especially not me. You know what else ain’t nobody got time for? Educated … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0238 – Friday The 13th Episode: You Want Weyland-Yutani Stories? You Got Weyland-Yutani Stories.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:17 — 113.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode recorded on Friday the 13th (which is actually coming out on Monday) you get to listen to TGO as he drives to and around Denver and complains about his job. Good thing this isn’t a philosophy podcast. Amongst other things: I’m still getting settled in the new place. The new place I’ve hardly seen because I’ve been working my ass off. Which is good because I’m racking up overtime pay. And my website had to be moved to a new server because I’m … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0237 – Two Cities, One Day. Only A Little Bit Like Two Girls, One Cup.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 13:57 — 24.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSMonday’s podcast on Tuesday is turning into a thing. In this episode I talk about . . . hell I don’t remember. But I talk. Words come out of my mouth and get recorded. They may or may not make any kind of sense. I’m pretty sure I’m talking about work related stories. Mostly because there is nothing else going on in my life right now. Other than wrapping up moving into the new place. Spend! Spend them cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0236 – Ranting, Lying and Drinking.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 56:14 — 99.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSTGO lives. In this podcast during which I claim you are going to hear it on Monday (that’s the lie) you get to listen to me rant (that’s the ranting) about idiots I work with and poor management of hippy festivals and employees while I’m having a beer (or three, that’s the drinking) and in the end everyone lived happily ever after. I know. Today is linkage day. This ain’t linkage. You gonna get linkage this week? I can’t say for sure. Still making this up … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0235 – Another Millennial Gets Fired.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 16:09 — 30.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAnother story of failure. If only people could buy cars they can’t afford through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I could afford yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can … Continue reading →

Linkage: 27 August, 2019 – A Piggott Sandwich. #CLSology

Happy Tuesday boys and girls. Did you survive without your Monday dose of podcast and volleyball girl from The Great One? I knew you could do it. You have a life and you have things to do and you got on with getting on. You aren’t at all like me and have breakdowns of tears and sobbing when Piggott fails to post his Friday Hawt Chicks and Links. You are a true man. A manly man. A manly manly man. Men men men men men. Nothing like the non-man I’m going to tell you about in tomorrow’s podcast. There be … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0234 – I Would Like To Double Emphasize.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 22:48 — 41.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSToday The Great One goes on about: Public eduction is child abuse. Yoga Pants Girl has a learning experience. Nothing is too good for your little princess. Except for having enough spoons for all the wedding guests. I want to double emphasize how important it is to spend your money through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market. I want to double emphasize that we (you and I, … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0233 – Why Wouldn’t Things Go Wrong?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 53:32 — 99.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSTGO is attempting to keep things under control but oh hell no. That’s not how it’s gonna go down because why in the hell wouldn’t things go wrong? Why in the hell wouldn’t you spend money through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon so I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need? Unless you hate children or something that is. You don’t hate children do you? Speaking of people TGO hates, commies. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the … Continue reading →

Does TGO Live?

If you call this living, then yes. It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me. I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures. I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet. This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life. … Continue reading →