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Stating The Obvious #123 – Stupid Things Statist Say

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 42:23 — 46.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStating The Obvious #123 – Stupid Things Statist Say A shorter than normal podcast than usual because I actually ran out of things to say. I know, who would have ever thought it? What are stupid things that statists say? “Marijuana should be decriminalized but no one should be allowed to sell it in stores.” “Who is going to put warning labels on marijuana?” “Why doesn’t the government stop these people from calling my phone?” “You can’t believe anything on Wikipedia because ‘anyone’ can put information … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #122 – The State and Your Uterus

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 59.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStating The Obvious #122 – The State and Your Uterus Flying actors in the air for Peter Pan. Women voted with their uterus and what happens first thing after the election? It turns out the FBI is investigating a woman because of what she did with her uterus. Nice job dumb bitches. From the latest issue of Popular Statist Surveillance Science magazine: Boeing’s Phantom Eye surveillance drone. Northrop Grumman Long-Endurance Multi-Intelligence Vehicle. Sand Flea surveillance robot. PocketHound cellphone sniffer. iRobot 110 surveillance robot. AIRprint long-range fingerprint … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0121 – Why The Messiah Won The Election

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 58.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSHow is your democracy working for you? People in the United States: 314,744,803 Idiots who voted for Mitzy: 56,548,457 or 18.60% of the United States population. Tools who voted for Messiah: 61,772,396 or 19.63% of the United States population. Percent of United States population who are slaves: 38.23% What did I do with my ballot? Like any good anarcho-capitalist I used it to wipe my ass after my morning shit. Why did Obama win? Not because the election was stolen. Not because of Ron Paul. Not … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #120 – 2012 Candidate Contrast: Messiah v. Mitzy

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:11:53 — 76.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStating The Obvious #120 – 2012 Candidate Contrast: Messiah v. Mitzy An analysis of where each candidate stands on the issues. or Which murdering slave master should you vote for because you are too fucking stupid to think for yourself. Stating The Obvious 0775 – Thot Experiment About Making Long Term Debt Illegal. Advice To White Women. The Ugliness Around Us. Sixx’s New Titties. All This And More. Stating The Obvious #130 – CSU Collegian pt 2 of 3 – Upper middle class white girl from … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #119 – If The State Is The Answer You Asked A Stupid Question

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 58.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStating The Obvious #119 – If The State Is The Answer You Asked A Stupid Question Soon the election will be over and I will not have to listen to this any more. I’m looking forward to that. Watch a TSA agent steal an iPad and then blame it on his wife. Yes, his wife. This is the luckiest woman in the world. She is married to the greatest man ever. He steals and blames it on her. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-elliott/what-the-tsas-ipad-theft-_b_1927834.html Presidential elections would be better if we … Continue reading →

Cult Of Personality 0011 – Presidential Election 2012

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 34:27 — 37.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I got an Obama phone! I’m gonna vote for Obama! Obama gave me an Obama phone! You can’t reason with a … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0118 – Two Kinds of People. The Rich and The Slaves.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00:13 — 64.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStating The Obvious #118 – Two Kinds of People. The Rich and The Slaves. Roll the bones. Why are we here? Because we are here. It’s 2012. Aren’t we all suppose to die this year? Why does anyone care about the election? The rich. The poor in our society expend so much effort hating the rich. There are three beliefs about the rich that saturate our statist society. Rich people are evil. If you are rich you must be a bad person. The rich ignore the … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #117 – Pseudo-Libertarians, Voting is violence and Paulbots part 3 of 3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 58.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStating The Obvious #117 – Pseudo-Libertarians, Voting is violence and Paulbots part 3 of 3 Being a statist who wants a smaller state is like being a rapist who wants a smaller penis. It’s not the size that matters, it’s the principle. Republicans – FUCKING STOP CALLING YOURSELVES LIBERTARIANS. YOU ARE NOT LIBERTARIANS. YOU ARE STATIST FUCKWADS. Mac users – too stupid to save a file from an internet link. Mac users, please keep the fuck away from me. Triumph Of The Nerds – a good … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0116 – The Shallows by Nicholas Carr

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:06:25 — 63.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThis episode of Stating The Obvious is a speech given by Nicholas Carr about his book The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains. I’ll be talking more in depth on this topic in the future. For now I’m going to shut and let Nicholas talk. Stating The Obvious 0331 – The Religions of Global Warming and Government. Stating The Obvious 0621 – National Geographic Magazine Is Cucked As Fuck. Stating The Obvious 0703 – The Comedy of Texas Politics Episode IV: Wuhan Therapeutic … Continue reading →

Cult Of Personality 0010 – The Messiah Visits Colorado State University

The new Obama slogan is “Forward”. Forward with . . . killing people in foreign countries with flying robots? With indefinite detention for U.S. citizens? With bailing out corporations? Coverage from the communist Colorado State University newspaper about The Messiah’s visit to CSU to lie to a large group of stupid people at tax payer expense. Need I remind you, your vote doesn’t count. Hillary got more votes than Messiah but Messiah got to run for president. Re-electing The Messiah will affect your life for “decades to come”. Really? Can you not live your life without The Messiah? “Economic strength … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #115 – Pseudo-Libertarians, Voting is violence and Paulbots part 2 of 3

Stating The Obvious #115 – Pseudo-Libertarians, Voting is violence and Paulbots part 2 of 3 Julie Borowski – RNC Corruption: Should Libertarians Leave Republican Party? Token Libertarian Girl YouTube Channel Messiahs come in many different flavours. For many of you, your Messiah is Hussein Obama. For some of you, your Messiah is Ron Paul. Today it’s your turn for a bitch slapping from The Great One, Himself. Drones don’t kill people. Statist kill people. You can not opt out of paying taxes if you want to avoid being killed by the state. You can opt out of voting without being … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #114 – Pseudo-Libertarians, Voting is violence and Paulbots part 1 of 3

Stating The Obvious #114 – Pseudo-Libertarians, Voting is violence and Paulbots part 1 of 3 Julie Borowski – Should Libertarians Vote? Token Libertarian Girl YouTube Channel I talk about Pseudo-Libertarians and why voting is violence in a response to Julie Borowski’s video “Should Libertarians Vote?” The answer is “no, they shouldn’t”. Of course voting legitimized the system. How can you participate in a process without legitimizing the process you are participating in? Someone explain this to me. Prediction: I will at some point be murdered by the government of the United States for talking about freedom. You can find people … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0113 – You Hate Corporations Yet You Suck Apple’s Cock

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 56.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSLet’s start with something that is both true and offensive. Why? Because part of my mission is to offend statist. Most of you in the Medicated Generation are sucking three cocks. The Messiah, King Hussein Obama the First and the Second. Apple corporation. Google corporation. A six year old boy is accused of sexual assault for touching another childs groin while rough-housing. In San Francisco. The People’s Republic of California. Discussion about Apple products being made by Chinese “slaves” and Apples upcoming technology to disable video … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #112 – The State Still Owns You

Stating The Obvious #112 – The State Still Owns You It doesn’t matter which politician’s cock you suck. You are a statist idiot and I hate you. Did I fucking mention that students at some fucked up statist school can only piss three times a semester before you have to stay after school and make up the class time. Prediction: Republicans will find a way to use Obamacare (Messiahcare) to restrict abortion. Have I mentioned that Hillary got more votes than Obama in the Democrat primaries? I have heard, but not confirmed, that there were shenanigans at the RNC. I … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious #111 – The State Owns You

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 58.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStating The Obvious #111 – The State Owns You There is a giant stack of things I want to talk about and I’m going to get started on it. Science figures out things the rest of us already knew. Alcohol makes people happy and more creative. Really? No shit? Shit Sanatarium said. I really wish Santorum would have been the Republican candidate. He would have been so entertaining. “Rights” (which don’t exist – but that’s another podcast) don’t come from the government. Government can not give … Continue reading →