Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:57:17 — 108.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSVery Important Information: I know the Supergirl progress thermometer is broken. I will fix it when I can. Yes, I understand the Supergirl progress thermometer is the most important thing on this site. Maybe the most important thing in the cosmos second to my ego. But I’m rather busy this week. I will deal with it when I can deal with it. Now on to things less important than the Supergirl progress thermometer… Ya know… TGO wanted to do a nice, calm, relaxing podcast today talking … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 53:58 — 51.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She can’t find a man at the bars in New York city. She wants a family and a career. She cut her hair short. She might be normal. Plus a metric ass ton of tangenting. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. Hey broads! Do your shopping, which you will do with some man’s money, via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:06 — 82.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She hates her boyfriend’s cat. She will only fuck him when she is drunk. She’s cheating on her boyfriend with a cop. “Otherwise the rest is great!” She needs to “be wealthy, like, yesterday.” She is paying for her boyfriends car, credit cards, and student loans while he lives with her rent free. How can she fix him? Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 83.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Men don’t pay attention when she talks. Because she’s not saying anything important. Her boyfriend watches porn of women vomiting while giving blow jobs. Her future daughter-in-law is a better mother than she is. She’s a fuck toy and doesn’t know it. She becomes distraught when the married man she’s been fucking fucks another woman after she fucked another man. She got knocked up by a mentally ill abusive alcoholic who can’t keep a job. Of course … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:00 — 82.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She is fucking a man but doesn’t know how to ask him out on a date. She is short. She is fat. She has tattoos. He’s a pussy. She only attracts insane men. Her husband wants her to have children before she hits the wall instead of pursuing her career. She is fat. She doesn’t know how to approach a man. He’s in the friend zone. Her boyfriend wants her body hair gone. Call it “satire” if … Continue reading →