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Another Stupid Bitch Story

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Here is another story about the stupid people that you stupid fucks what to put in control of healthcare.  There is a stupid bitch that I work with, Let’s call her Sara.  Actually, there are lots of stupid bitches that I work with – but we are gonna focus on this one. Sara likes to send PDF files to the shared printer, only sometimes they don’t print.  Instead the file causes an error and locks up the printer.  This is the third time she’s done this.  Now, this fat cow has 4 years of college, she is a state employee, … Continue reading →

Hussein Obama, a robot?

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Had I not seen  this I’d have thought it was an exaggeration. Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo. Hussein Obama pushes forward in his War on Freedom. Obama = Bush and Your Government on Porn Hussein Obama bails out the newspapers. Liberals are stupid. Health Care Reform Disinformation Maybe Obama also hasn’t noticed that he’s an idiot.

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One more reason I hate cops.

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What does one even say to shit like this?  I’m just . . . speechless. During a bizarre hearing there yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn’t infer whether the cows had been “tormented” or “puzzled” by the situation or even irritated that they’d been duped out of a meal. What line of reasoning would lead you to think putting your penis in the mouth of a cow is a good idea?  And … Continue reading →

So many reasons why I hate pigs.

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The police, not the animals.  The animal pigs are actually much smarter than the police pigs. Polk undercover drug investigators play Wii during raid Merced police used Taser on unarmed, legless man in a wheelchair A man who was shot by an off-duty Pittsburgh police officer last year is suing the city and the now-reinstated officer for false imprisonment and excessive force. All of Jericho’s 18 firefighters have quit in a move to stand by a former assistant fire chief who was shot by an officer at city hall on Aug. 27 and then fired by the mayor last week. … Continue reading →

Another new insult that applies to me.

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I’m way out of the loop on lots of things.  It’s because I don’t give a fuck about pop culture.  I’m about to write an offensive phrase.  You are shocked aren’t you?  Ready?  Here is it: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. People like me who believe in limited government and who take the Constitution seriously are dangerous to “democracy” (read: rule by the Democrat party). The tenther constitution, however, reads each of these powers very narrowly — … Continue reading →

Separate but not equal.

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We’ve gone from “separate is not equal” to “separate is not equal and therefore fair”. And you wonder why your kids are fucked up. The board is calling for a two-tiered form of student discipline. One for Black and Hispanic students; one for everyone else. Which one is a trend? James Holmes “didn’t get there” on his own. Another Stupid Bitch Story It’s about time fat people got equal mistreatment.

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How long will it take for you to get healthcare?

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Let me tell you about the people you are going to put in charge of healthcare. Where I work we have a “work order system”. I put that in quotes because 1) no work gets done around here as we are the government, 2) nobody here has the balls to give an order and 3) the only system that could be found is a system of constantly fucking up. Here is the process: Someone who needs work done puts in a work order online. In theory with 48 hours minimum notice. The work order is emailed out to a number … Continue reading →

Hussein Obama bails out the newspapers.

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I said this was coming.  Really, I did.  When the newspapers started going under I suggested that Hussain Obama the First and the Second should bail out the newspapers.  Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. Hussein Obama the First and the Second really is considering bailing out newspapers. The president said he is “happy to look at” bills before Congress that would give struggling news organizations tax breaks if they were to restructure as nonprofit businesses. And this part is key – if they become non-profit businesses.  Not just because liberals hate capitalism, that’s a big part of … Continue reading →

Maybe Obama also hasn’t noticed that he’s an idiot.

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The White House said Friday it was unaware of the rally. President Obama has traveled to Minneapolis, Minn., to promote his health-care plans at a rally there. How can Hussein Obama, the First and the Second, not be aware of a large mass of people outside his house who hate him?  Is he really that sheltered?  Or that stupid?  Is this the hope for the change for the change of the hope? Hussein Obama, the First and the Second, said “I intend to be president for a while and once this bill passes, I own it.” The First and the … Continue reading →