Author Archives: The Great One, Himself

Stating The Obvious 0738 – Pete Quinones and Owen Benjamin Fluctuate Between Brilliance and Retardedness Episode II: More Sex With Children and Establishing Hierarchy Through Honour.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One was going to podcast about other things today. Then he listened to this podcast and know – just like a woman knows she has to buy more shoes – that he had to to a podcast response to this podcast. It was just too juicy. In this four part trilogy TGO will: Agree with Pete and Owen. Disagree with Pete and Owen. Insult Pete and Owen. Insult his listeners. Pimp his new OnlyMans.com account. Reference Emily Ratjewski’s asshole. Spit water across the room from laughing so hard. Use words for coloured … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0373 – There Is More Evidence To Verify Positive Results From Fasting than Evidence To Verify Positive Results From The WuVaxx. Can You Figure Out Why You Don’t Hear About Fasting From Your Doctor?

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One attempts to read a section from the book The Oldest Cure in the World by Steve Hendricks. At some points in the podcast he achieves something resembling reading. Hendricks is a vegan and a libtard. But this isn’t about his opinions. It’s about the science (actual science, not WuScience) he is writing about. Turns out not shoving food in your face every day has some benefits. Odd how your doctor and the TV have never mentioned this. Here are links to the site of Valter Longo – the researcher mentioned – … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0372 – Getting The Fuck Away From POX With Scott Adams Episode I: What Does It Mean To Ask “Is It OK To Be White?”

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI was going to put in a poll asking “how long will it be before Adams starts walking this back” however there is no point as he’s already started cucking for the POX. More on that in the next episode. Scott Adams said some things which are true. The interwebz broke. Feelz was hurt. Snowflakes melted. I’m still trying to figure out what does the question “Is it ok to be white?” actually mean. Relevant links and data: Dick’s original tweet about Adams: https://twitter.com/dickmasterson/status/1629164845752016896 Dilbert cartoonist and podcaster Scott Adams has advised the white … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0737 – Pete Quinones and Owen Benjamin Fluctuate Between Brilliance and Retardedness Episode I: Imaginary Lines, Imaginary Objections to Anarcho-Capitalism, Masturbating To Imaginary Women, and Blowjobs From Imaginary Children.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One was going to podcast about other things today. Then he listened to this podcast and know – just like a woman knows she has to buy more shoes – that he had to to a podcast response to this podcast. It was just too juicy. In this four part trilogy TGO will: Agree with Pete and Owen. Disagree with Pete and Owen. Insult Pete and Owen. Insult his listeners. Pimp his new OnlyMans.com account. Reference Emily Ratjewski’s asshole. Spit water across the room from laughing so hard. Use words for coloured … Continue reading →

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I considered (as you would expect) doing a podcast about this. I have some jokes I had worked out. Some funny takes. Was gonna insult some people. Then I considered that unlike fan fiction writers who have neither self-awareness nor their own websites I have more important things to do. I can be podcasting about things more interesting than fan fiction trolls. And I can (as you would expect) be playing Star Wars. I also remembered that explaining to someone why you’re banning them from your site is about as useful as explaining hypergamy to a woman. I also remembered … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0371 – Cosmopolitan Magazine Provides Empirical Evidence That Women Are Insane and Undateable Episode II: She Joined Only Fans Yet Struggle To Pay Her Taxes. Women Don’t Know What Is A Survey Much Less Know What Is Not Spending Money You Don’t Have.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadNot making this up. She “always loved math and wanted to work in finance.” She joined Only Fans. She has between 500 to 1,200 subscribers and her base fee is $15 a month. And… She is telling her mom about… Quote. “My continuous struggle to figure out how to pay taxes.” Unquote. Go ahead and square that circle for me. Then we delve into a survey of zoomer and millennial chycks which isn’t much of a survey because Cosmo doesn’t bother to show us the questions, possible answers, or break down of how many … Continue reading →

The Greasy Pole 0026 – The 12 Inch Schlong Episode

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadA word of warning. Do not type “12 inch schlong” into Google image search. You have been warned. In one of the least serious episodes of The Greasy Pole Adam and TGO ramble on about: Will the U.S. be done in 5 years? Comments on our websites. Adam Piggott fan fiction. Skipping sex scenes in movies. “Have you read all those books?” The fast food drive through. Pumpkins. Cleaning vinyl. Junk emails. And many many tangents which will offend the snowflakes and delight the deplorables. You’re welcome. The Greasy Pole is written, directed and … Continue reading →

SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 03: Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch.

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Star Wars: Episode 03 Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch. T7 and TGO bail out the military. Then they rescue Kira. Everyone is welcome. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) travels to Ord Mantell. Once again the diversity hires in the Republic military have misplaced the plans for advanced weapons systems. Alexander and T7 have to fix this. Diversity is not our strength. Ship droid. How about you shut the fuck up? I don’t want Kira to be invisible. I want her to be quiet. And get her ass into the kitchen. And make me a pie. … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0370 – Cosmopolitan Magazine Provides Empirical Evidence That Women Are Insane and Undateable Episode I: Side Effects, Makeup, Breaking Up, and IUDs. More Things Women Don’t Understand.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One has acquired a copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine. I haven’t read Cosmo in many many moons. How it has changed. Nothing here will surprise you. White women are selfish. Stupid. Weaponized again white men and Western Civilization. Exactly what you are expecting. In this episode: FDA approved drugs which have been tested for years have three pages of side effects while vaccines developed in less than 6 months for “novel” viruses have no side effects at all for any one at all and are 100% effective. Makeup is one of the many … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0736 – The News From Texas Episode V: I Have A Dream. Bussing Dead Pregnant Jews To Washington D.C.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn the fifth and final episode of The News From Texas Trilogy: We learn that (((antisemitism))) is on the rise in Texas – reflect a “national and global trend.” We are baffled, baffled, as to why it is that every place (((Jews))) go they are hated. We are completely unable to use pattern recognition skills to find any commonality in all the incidences of (((Jews))) being hating by the populations they are parasitising. On December 13, 2022, we submitted the first-ever Study on Antisemitism in Texas to the Texas Legislature on behalf of the … Continue reading →