It’s a chilly wet Monday morning and The Great One is here to yell at the interwebz. I was going to do something totally different that might have been more funny and less ranty. But you’re getting ranting.
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In this episode I’m gonna bitch slap cuckservatives and Christians. Why? Because you need it. Just women need to be spanked you rightards need some sense slapped into you. And I’m just the cock sucker to do it.
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Lately on the Right many have shown an urge to unite behind Christianity instead of Western Civilization. The weakness of this is that you can have one or the other, but it hints at something that we need, although Christianity cannot provide it.
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An ideology is a symbolic belief system that instructs its adherents to act toward a goal of making that system more powerful. The ideology of Leftism consists of egalitarianism, or the idea of making us all equal, which really is individualism, or the notion that the individual should be able to do whatever he wants without standards, mores, culture, and hierarchy interrupting him. That fits with the notion of “liberalization,” or relaxing rules and social order so that the individual has more freedom.
Christianity, because it is a symbolic faith with a binary moral standard (roughly: “with us or against us”), forms an ideology every bit as much as the “Christian Libertarian” conservatives have created an ideology based in markets and religion, foregoing defense of the organic culture, its heritage, family, and hierarchy, or the use of natural selection to promote better genetics.
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Christianity leads directly to schizophrenia as you find yourself wondering what burning bush, writing on the wall, talking snake, or magic number is telling you what God thinks. Since it is moral, it depends talismans and devil dolls to keep you oriented toward obedience, and this creates a mentality of trying to parse reality as symbols, not a functional series of cause-to-effect relationships.
Christianity leads directly to schizophrenia? No way. What could be more sane and manly than fucking up your life (civilization) then waiting for your white knight beta male orbital (Jesus) to bail you out?
Starting in the spring of 2020, I’ve dedicated myself to making the perfect Italian pizza pie. I’ve spent many hours educating myself via YouTube tutorials and cooking blogs. I’ve tested many different kinds of flours and ingredients to bake well over 100 pizzas, even dessert pizzas. My craft has culminated in large dinner parties where, on one night, I made 16 pizzas. I’ve lost count of how many times I heard someone say, “This is the best pizza I’ve ever had!” With such a compliment, there is nowhere else to go. Sure, I can grow my own tomatoes and even my own mozzarella cheese upon procuring a cow, but ultimately my soul will never be fulfilled by making pizza.
It’s no surprise that after my biggest pizza party, I started looking for new hobbies. I could hop from one hobby to the next knowing that they will never give everlasting satisfaction. If a hobby doesn’t grow my faith, aid my neighbor, or allow me to engage in Christian fellowship, I’m not sure if it’s worth doing.
Thinking there is a God is one thing, but when you take things to this level you are loosing all contact with reality. Otherwise known as being a libtard.
This is not normal behavior. Why can he simply not cook well and enjoy cooking for cooking’s sake? Why does he have to take an interest in cooking and turn it into an obsession where he must invite around scores of guests so as to impress them with his pizza making? 16 pizzas in one night with all of his guests in attendance to heap praise on his abilities and gush upon his worldly skills?
Sometimes when I think that I have such a long way to go on my own spiritual journey, I look around and observe something like this and I feel a little better with my lot.
The biggest red flag is his desire to abandon cooking pizzas and seek out new hobbies. His new future fix will only culminate in the same outcome, with his desire for worldly acclaim and attention culminating in him showing off to whomever is so unfortunate to be invited around to the Home Roosh Show. I will pray for Roosh because I now think that his past hedonistic pursuit of women has damaged him far more than I had originally considered.
And speaking of losing contact with reality – Republicans.
Republicans like to play clever by catching the Left in some kind of contradiction or hypocrisy. Like calling them racists, this does not backfire (but there is a warning there) but also does not work. To the Left, hypocrisy in the service of “correct” goals is a good thing. They are immune to being called racists because their echo chamber will not take up the cry. They like it when you call them racist, sexist, transphobic, etc., because this affirms the strength of those terms and lets them turn around and use them against you.
It was considered vastly clever when President Trump nominated Amy Coney Barrett, an Irish-descended woman with a mixed-race family and fanatical Christian evangelical views, to the Supreme Court. After all, this outwitted the Left, the pundits told us. “Don’t you see? They can’t gangrush her like Kavanaugh with accusations of sexual assault from forty years ago!” However, this let the Left define the narrative, and squeezed in someone who appears to be just about as conservative as John Roberts, another post-Buckley “Christian Libertarian” who claims to be “conservative” like the pro-diversity National Review.
Similarly, Republicans think they are smart and strategically deft when they praise Martin Luther King, Jr. “See, we are not racists, we praise the Black guy who was less insane than the current race grifters!” This backfires because now they have endorsed an egalitarian program, diversity, which makes them into a variety of liberal. Conservatives sell their soul to be clever because they see that Leftism has taken over, and try to frame their arguments in Leftist terms in order to “win.”
My advice: do not do this. Instead point out that Leftism is optional, has nothing to do with reality, and is one of the forces that our Constitution was designed to limit. “All men are created equal” is a rejection of equality programs, not an endorsement of it, not that the current crop of conservatives have the wit to do textual analysis.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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