The conservathot Lauren Southern has returned. She need attention and she needs it now! Follow, like, smash that bell, just don’t notice that she’s a prematurely wall hitting coal burner.
Forney reading Southern’s long winded blog post with an impersonation of Southern’s voice is one of many highlights in this episode.
On this episode of Matt Forney Live, I discussed the new lockdowns in Texas and Florida, the return of Lauren Southern, the cancellation of Jaden McNeil, and more.
Related material from the Daily Stormer.
She claims in the video that a year ago, when she quit the internet, she had gotten married and had a child. I believe that this is probably untrue. Her brand did not make any sense, given that she was saying that she thought women should be traditional and get married and have kids to save the white race, whilst she was going on the ultimate sex romp around the world and in particular having sex with the blacks. Faking a pregnancy and birth would be misguided brand management.
The biggest thing that anyone researching this theory needs to look at are the dates.
Southern posted the instagram thread announcing her marriage and baby on January 29, so 9 months before that would be April 29, 2019. Presumably, she had not had the baby that day, but we can probably assume conception took place sometime in April or late March, meaning that when she resigned, she’d have been three months pregnant (which obviously makes sense and is a point for the theory that she actually didn’t fake this pregnancy).
However, that is also when she would have been finishing and promoting her documentary “Borderless.” How did she film, edit and promote that documentary with her two homosexuals while also getting secretly married? And she must have been secretly married, because that wedding photo is before she started showing.
Further: who goes to work again six months after the birth of a child when she isn’t even required to do so? She has hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars she made from beta males who paid her $500 for a 15-minute private chat.
Would I bet my life on the fake pregnancy theory? No. I actually was certain that it was fake before I started going through all of this, now I believe that there is a 50/50 chance it’s real. If it is real, however, we need to investigate who the father is. Because based on these dates, he’s probably an Arabian refugee.
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