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Then we delve into the CSU Collegian newspaper which provides near endless entertainment.
Cappy gets pissed off about things.
Cappy invokes his sliding scale for American women and claims that a 4 is better than a 4.
Cappy avoids writing his book.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.