We launched campaign after campaign, enforced diversity hire quotas tyrannically on companies and institutions to hire more women and have promoted women’s ‘self-esteem’ through the media, movies, commercials and TED talks. And yet, we have failed as a society because we can’t accept the reality that women (vast majority) aren’t capable, nor do they want to be better than just doing the bare minimum; have someone tell them how to think, what to do, be dependent and not take ANY initiative in the workplace.
Women are just not built physically, mentally and intellectually to be better than men in the workplace.
They will always follow the herd, not think outside of the box or think independently for that matter.
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They all want a career, but when they get it they don’t do the job. It’s the exact same thing when it comes to marriage and having kids with these millennial chicks. They LOVE the thought of being married but when push comes to shove they don’t actually want to BE married and all that comes with it.
Having kids to them is just like getting a new Gucci bag; an accessory and something to fill the void; Something to show off to their girlfriends in order to make them jealous or an excuse to get a ‘baby bonus’ check; to get maternity leave and eventually alimony/child support after the divorce.
Here is something to put on her ‘To Do List’:
Don’t take ‘selfie’. Instead, take self seriously so others will do the same.
That’s a start.
Nobody, especially men, aren’t going to respect someone who is the equivalent of a child in the workplace, let alone in life.
The problem for women is that their entitlement and insatiable consumerism towards the top 20% of men will eventually trap them in a dopamine fix cycle (aka the cock-carousel) and they will ride that thing until the music stops.
And then, when they hit The Wall at full speed #NoSurvivors; they will ask, “Where are all the ‘good’ men” and “Why has the phone stopped vibrating and ringing?”
And women today, when they hit The Wall are some of the most bitter and miserable creatures you will ever see in modern history.
Bitter and miserable because they have never experienced the flip side of having a Golden Vagina for over a decade and now have to experience rejection and diminished returns on their social-sexual currency (their dusty pussy).
They always want the NEXT BEST GUY. When their man breaks (just like their iPhone) they will throw it away and get a new one. Why?
Well, why are men as disposable today like iPhones? it is because there is an endless buffet and a sea of thirsty males today at women’s disposal THROUGH her iPhone apps; Tinder (Grindher), Facebook (Fuckbook), Instagram (InstaWhore), SnapChat (SnapFuck).
If you, as a man, work on yourself through highschool and throughout your, 20’s, 30’s and 40’s (your prime) you will have access to a wider pool of women. You will not only have the horny 30-40 year old women prying at you because they are not getting the attention they once had as a young 20-something, but you will have access to all of the 30-year old women’s former selves; their arch enemies, which are all the younger and hotter women coming up the pipeline behind them.
All you have to do is be the best version of yourself and the best product that you can make yourself.
Female math teachers are breaking new ground these days…and young boy’s hearts. Molly Wray is a pioneer. Instead of teaching to the curriculum (doing the standard) she instead wanted to prove to the status quo that you can, indeed, find the square root of 69 without using a calculator. All she needed was the root of a young 17-year old student…. and a square mattress.
She wanted to see how many times 17 (year old) goes into 27… the ‘hard’ way.
Unfortunately, due to the low count of details to this story, we will never know the true math of Molly’s escapades and her journey toward finding out the mother of all modern rubix cube equations: How many times can her HS student cosine her hy-poon-tenus: Find the poontang variable, adjusting for quadrilateral variance; getting the ‘right angle’ in order to pound her vagina.
Lesson of 2018: Molly makes math, fun.
The economic situation is so dire in America; female teachers are now resorting to starting up their own Teacher-sex fetish websites with their husbands in order to make ends meet.
As all the feminists and liberals have pointed out, income inequality, not gender inequality, predicted women’s posting sexy sefies on social media. Women are competing for the few men who possess a disproportionate share of wealth. Or, in other words, women will be whores if they are allowed to be, as it is the path of least resistance!
Do what you love and the money will follow! Right?
Linda (aka Ms Beulah Ballbreaker), our gurl, is a crusader. She is showing the teaching world how well-rounded she really is as a woman and as an educator. I mean, teaching all day long, then coming home to work on your porn website; shoot a bunch of videos in where you get the bukakae pile-driver from your husband while you stick your pinky inside his little asshole; to then do it all again the next day. Talk about double-shifting!
STEPHANIE WAS AN INTERESTING WOMAN, she was a little on the thick side—not fat, just homely like Pam from The Office—, and had a few inspirational and Chinese inspired tattoos.
In University, she majored in Applied Woman’s Studies with a Minor in Lesbian Tap-dance Therapy. Ironically, it was a difficult major to apply.
After graduating, she held several odd jobs and carried a massive student debt load to the tune of $100,000.00. Her husband, Barry, is currently working hard and diligently to pay it off for her, while he slaves away at his accounting firm.
She worked for a little bit as an Artificial Sperm Extracting Engineer: forcefully sperm jacking hyenas in Africa so that their hyena semen could be tested for hyena gonorrhea; a serious disease known to hyenas in the area. Soon thereafter, with all her experience, she moved on to horses, cows and then humans back home. Stephanie’s new sperm extracting job—a promotion to Chief Prostate Massager— involved working with men who had lost their arms/hands in industrial accidents or the war, who wanted to donate their sperm. On a day-to-day basis, Stephanie would vigorously massage men’s prostates in order to extract the precious white gold.
After that, she worked at Meowzers!—a non-profit that puts down stray cats. Finally, she worked at an experimental government funded school for parents who wanted to raise their children gender neutral. The job didn’t last long because her feminine hips, round apple ass, and ample breasts made some of the ‘Offspring,’ as the children were called, embrace evil cis-gendered male-rapist identities.
Stephanie then found herself working at a University Library. It was an easy drama-free job and she was well qualified since she was a woman. Stephanie was re-magnetizing the returned books when a large, buff man approached her. He was tall, unnaturally muscular and had a stoic unshaven Eastern Samoan face; tattoos for days.
What we’re about
Breaking down and rebuilding masculinity
First Tuesday of each month, 7-9pm
What does it mean to be a “good man” in the time of #MeToo?
Have a drink, eat a taco, join the conversation, and meet other guys thinking about where we go from here.
The monthly conversation will be hosted by Men Standing Up volunteers, a program of Moving to End Sexual Assault (MESA).
The pole vault girls are the hottest.
And they do it in the rain. That’s dedication.