Today the God-Emperor Trump assumes control of the United States.
Let us pause to reflect on all the promises Hussein Obama made in his Blueprint For Change.
In the last eight years:
- Poor people stopped being poor.
- The rich paid their fair share.
- Women and black people achieved equality.
- Everyone got free healthcare.
- The cost of college went down.
- The quality of education went up.
- The government became transparent.
- And not one innocent person was killed by a flying robot. Because it’s not murder if a black person does it.