Anarchy Moment 0160 – For The Next Eight Years We Are Going To Be With Her. 2016 Colorado Election Predictions. #TotallyFucked
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Voting is violence. And when being voted against you have to vote in self-defence.
Well, you don’t have to. You can be an anarcho-sissy.
I choose self-defence and you can go fuck yourself.
This podcast was recorded at 0730 on 8 November, 2016. When you hear it the voting will be over and we will know if my predictions are correct or not.
My predictions for the outcome of the 2016 election in The People’s Republic of Colorado:
Messiah Overlord Slavemaster President goes to . . .
Hillary Cuntin. I mean Klinton. This is a no brainer.
U.S. Senator:
Michael Bennet. He is white, rich and a Democrat.
Representative District 2:
Jared Polis. He is white, rich, a Democrat, wants college men accused of rape to be guilty without a trial and wants to send college rapists to other colleges so they can rape more women. Liberals can’t stop swallowing this guys cum.
Amendment T:
Feeling good about slavery will pass. White guilt is powerful.
Amendment U:
Raising taxes will pass. Statists love to raise taxes because statists think that only “other people” pay taxes. This is because the statist don’t understand economics or math.
Amendment 69:
Socialized medicine will not pass this year but will likely pass in the future. Old people really want free health care and MessiahCare didn’t turn out to be free like they were told.
Amendment 70:
Will pass. Stupid people feel good about raising the minimum wage. Stupid people don’t understand economics.
Amendment 71:
Will fail. People equate it being easy to make new laws with more democracy – and the sheep think democracy is a good thing.
Amendment 72:
Raising taxes on tobacco will pass. It’s “for the children”.
Proposition 106:
Shall you be given permission from the government to kill yourself. This will pass. Unfortunately all the people who vote for it will not kill themselves and make the world a better place. They will continue to be parasites on those of us who create value.
Proposition 107 & 108:
Meaningless as fuck but they will pass. Sheep equate more voting with more freedom.
Ballot Issue 1A:
$16 million of taxes to build a mental health facility will fail, but not by much and it will be back next election. It will pass sometime in the future.
Ballot Issue 1B:
This will pass as stupid people will interpret it as “I will get free internet” instead of what it really is. Setting the stage for a new tax.
Ballot Issue 200:
Giving tax money to arts, culture and science will pass because it feels good and it’s for the children.
Ballot Issue 2A:
More city taxes and more city spending will pass. It’s only other people’s money.
Ballot Issue 3B:
Raising taxes for children will pass. It’s for the children.
Ballot Issue 3C:
Going into more debt for children will pass. It’s for the children.
Ballot Issue 5F:
More taxes and spending for the library will pass. It’s for the children.
And nothings too good for the children.
Except freedom.
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