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Stating The Obvious – 0078

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 21 May, 2009 by The Great One, Himself21 May, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSS“Filthy story-teller, despot, liar, thief, braggart, buffoon, usurper, monster, ignoramus Abe, old scoundrel, perjurer, robber, swindler, tyrant, field-butcher, land-pirate.” — Harper’s Weekly magazine, 1852, on Abraham Lincoln It’s snowing in Fort Collins. Global Warming is destroying the world. Total number of contracts with Halliburton Corporation cancelled by Hussein Obama? Zero! “Women want the dick. Even when they say no, they want the dick.” Newspapers are full of idiocy. “Momshells?” How fucking sad are you people? Sarah Palin is not hot. What is wrong with you people? … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0077

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 21 May, 2009 by The Great One, Himself21 May, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 48:13 — 16.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSBack for number 3 in a row. We watched another 30 minutes of ‘Day of Darkness’ – which turned out to be a terrible movie. It’s totally not a zombie movie. Plus Hussein Obama’s stimulus is not big enough. Crap, there is another election in less than 4 years. Hussein has taken elections to a new level. It’s all about internet and pop stars and logos. There is no substance to his presidency just as there was no substance to his campaign. If the Republicans want … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0076

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 21 May, 2009 by The Great One, Himself21 May, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSDays of Darkness is a terrible movie. Do not watch this movie. T.R. Reid – a journalist – thinks he can find the solution to the healthcare “problem”. He also thinks, like most stupid people, that healthcare is “free”. “Everyone deserves health care.” Really? Bullshit. If you really want to protect your “right to abortion” the last thing you should do is give control of health care to the government. There is no “free” – someone has to pay for it. If every country on Earth … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0075

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 18 April, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 June, 2020

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGo to spiderwebsoftware.com and check out their awesome role playing games. Weather is wonderful, trail running is great. The greatest movie ever filmed: Poultrygeist, Night of the Chicken Dead. This movie is totally fucking awesome. You must see it. It’s a zombie satire & social satire movie all in one. Lawmakers work to remove state spending cap – because yes, we need to allow the state to spend more money! That’s how you fix the economy, by spending more money. “Signing the stimulus.” Stimulus is not … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0074

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 18 April, 2009 by The Great One, Himself18 April, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe messiah himself, King Hussein Obama, is in Denver signing his stimulus. Journalists think that “stimulus” is a noun. King Hussein is going to give more power to the National Security Council. Expanding its membership and increasing its authority. Nation building, climate change and infrastructure are now under the authority of the NSC. How ’bout them civil liberties now assholes? King Hussein seeks permission from the sissy Europeans and the drunk Russians to put a missile shield in Europe. I told you people Hussein wouldn’t fart … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0073

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 18 April, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 June, 2020

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 33:19 — 11.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSOne thing that will never change: I am right and you are wrong. Obama Watch is operational. Check it out. King Hussein and ethics. How is he holding up to what he promised in the Blueprint for Change? He isn’t. Let’s examine the change for the hope of the hope for the change. Obama gives a wavier for his own ethics standards to a rich white man who works for a defense contractor. HOWS YOUR FUCKING CHANGE ASSHOLES?!? He lied to you in order to get … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0072

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 27 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 June, 2020

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSKing Hussein is not pulling the troops out of Afghanistan. He has told you he isn’t going to do this, yet the dirty fucking hippies can’t accept that. Global warming, there is no “scientific consensus” – get over it. Liberals, please keep purchasing ads in newspapers, because that kills trees, uses electricity and contributes to global warming. That’s how we get 60 degree weather in Colorado in January. Fuck Yea! There is a porn version of Netflix, which pisses me off, because I wanted to start … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0071

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 27 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 June, 2020

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:08:30 — 23.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThank you liberals for driving cars and contributing to global warming. It’s been nice and warm in Colorado this winter. How corrupt is the police chief of CSU, and why does he have four stars on his collar? You are not a fucking admiral. Do police really have to choose between enforcing the law and obeying the law? Why are they not capable of doing both? “Didn’t I tell you the police lie?” Of course the police lie, and they break the law. Police are criminals. … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0070

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 27 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 June, 2020

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe first STO since King Hussein has taken the Oath of Office. No, I haven’t watched television. That’s why I’m not stupid. You say change, I say bullshit. You say progressive, I say communist. You say hope, I say shut the fuck up. It was good to see however that the KKK or Nazis didn’t take a shot at him, or if they did try something they were silenced and we don’t know about it. Maybe racism is less visible because there is less of it. … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0069

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 27 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 March, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 47:18 — 16.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSOnly two days until the Messiah takes office and saves us from the evil rich people. I made the mistake of picking up a newspaper this morning. There is a reason I stay away from the media. MLK day and how cold it is outside. Liberals want diversity, but they don’t want to be cold. Change we need. The entire newspaper is nothing but Obama. How is Hussein going to fix the economy? By selling merchandise with his face. You can buy a copy of the … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0068

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 27 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 March, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe question is, can Hussein Obama walk on water? We continue with men fighting gender violence. Since most sexual perpetrators are men, it’s okay to single out men. Yet since most terrorist are Muslims we can not single out Muslims. Checking out girls “devalues” them. To a femi-nazi looking at a women is sexual assault. If you women are really so fragile that someone looking at you is harmful to your ego how dare you think you are equal to me? Are women really helpless when … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0067

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 20 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself20 March, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI must apologize for the previous STO. Why don’t we send all the unemployed people to France? Corporate bailouts: Why do we (the taxpayers via the government) just hand them the money. Make them work for it. GM needs my tax money in order to stay in business? GM is threatening the United States. The only reason Democrats are going to bail out GM is so the UAW will continue to vote Democrat. If GM can’t stay in the black then GM should collapse. Why must … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0066

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 20 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself27 June, 2020

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 18.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSEvery day Obama thanks god for white guilt. I’m pissed today. May of you are offended . . . But many of you offend me because all you can do is go through life looking for things to be offended by. You are total fucking losers. You are sheep. You are stupid. Your existence offends me. Fuck you and fuck your god. Why do I refer to Hussein Obama as our first affirmative action president? I’ll explain. You want to find people who hate freedom? Go … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0065

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 20 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself20 March, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 32:49 — 11.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSLiberals believe in freedom – for themselves, not for you. I think anybody who makes a profit of movies should be arrested. Now, it’s time to compare the U.S. to the French again. I think liberals love the French so much because the French women are ugly, hairy and smell bad. Like hippie girls. Like David Crosby. The French pay higher taxes, but they get more from the government. I don’t want more from the government. I want the government to fuck off and leave me … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0064

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 20 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself20 March, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 33:19 — 11.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSCome January 20th the wealth will be spread! It is I, The Great One, Himself – and I am launching the cruise missile of my intellect. When people disagree with me it is exclusively because they are stupid. Soon King Hussein will be destroying the economy FDR style. Back to Mike’s Election Guide, as Fat Ass Michael Moore tells King Hussein what his agenda should be. “Anyone who tries to make a profit from health care will be arrested.” This is why I hate liberals. If … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0063

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 20 March, 2009 by The Great One, Himself20 March, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 33:19 — 11.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSS“Yes we can!” and yes they did. But I am still right, you are still wrong & you can still kiss my ass. If you claim to be writing a “voters guide” shouldn’t you make some attempt to be even-handed towards each candidate? The voters guide doesn’t mention you must do community service to get the $4000 tax credit. Obama supports gay “unions” but not “marriage”. Hmmm… I wonder… He’s playing his cards pretty close. Just where does Hussein Obama come down on gay marriage? With … Continue reading →

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Stating The Obvious – 0062

Cynical Libertarian Society Posted on 25 January, 2009 by The Great One, Himself25 January, 2009

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 32:52 — 11.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSStar Wars Battlefront II is evil. Totally evil. I have no life anymore. Picking up where we left off in STO 061, talking about voting guides and how stupid liberals are. Democrats want to “slightly” raise taxes in order to spend your money on causes they support. “Tricks” do work on voters – the U.S. just elected Obama. Also note that while the voter guide tells you to vote against Amendment 52, did you notice that the “guide” doesn’t actually provide any information about what the … Continue reading →

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