Cynical Libertarian Society

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadOn Monday – you remember Monday right? Day 700 of 15 Days To Flatten The Curve. I don’t know about you but I can’t wait until 2020 is over and things go back to normal. Anyhowz, on Monday I talked about hearing the “news” that some guy lost his job for saying something about womynz. You know. Womynz. Gurlbossez. Strong and independent. Don’t need no man. Can do it all. Especially the single mothers. Ah the glory of freedom of speech. Well I couldn’t resist wanting to know what he actually said. “You know … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadJoin The Great One as he listens to Jack Spirko (a redneck hippy duck farmer) talk about 20 predictions he made about the Wuhan Hoax which all came true. The Great One will remind you of all the times he was right about the Wuhan Hoax. The Great One will also make fun of rightards who have suddenly discovered that “science” (the Science Industrial Complex) isn’t actually “science” (the scientific method) and remind you that The Great One, Himself (the founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society) was telling you this 15 fucking years ago. … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWarning! Danger Will Robinson! This is a therapy podcast and The Great One is going to say very hurtful and true things. Did you know, did you know my friends, that we, you and I, are surrounded by inferiors who serve no purpose other than wasting our finite lives? Of course you knew that. I don’t know about you but I can’t wait for the day the shooting starts and I can kill them them all. In fact the possibility of the shooting starting during my lifetime is the only reason I haven’t killed … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One has lived through Wuhan! All hail The Great One. He did what so many double vaxxed single boosted boomers and women couldn’t do. He survived the flu. In this podcast TGO is seeing how his voice holds out as he hasn’t talked this much in almost a week. Things he drones on about include: Muzzles in Fort Collins. Women are obedient totalitarians. Supergirl comics. Black Science. Columbo. Being stood up by girls. Hitting on a girl. Being way behind in reading other people’s blogs. The Boulder fire. Being sick. Don’t expect … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThe Great One is back in the People’s Republic of Fort Kollins and the muzzle morons are shambling about like the zombies they are. In this episode TGO fills you in on the drive south, going inside businesses without a muzzle, and working at Umbrella Corporation. Along the way he yells at his cell phone. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode The Great One is testing out his new audio recorder while cooking bacon, green beans, and red peppers. In a giant pool of butter. The way everything should be cooked. I’ll talk about: Not being able to find the scissors. Why you can’t argue with religious people. Christian men with fish bicycles. The Christian unicorn woman. A conversation I overheard in a coffee shop about pronouns, oppression, and the new “I was raped” – “I was gaslighted.” Every white thot in North America has now decided that she’s being gaslighted. And … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIf you don’t remember you can jump back to Anarchy Moment 0317 and give it a listen/read. The Promotion and Marketing of OxyContin: Commercial Triumph, Public Health Tragedy https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2622774/ Brought to you by the pharmaceutical corporations that brought you the vaxx. Spoilers below – you can read the insanity for yourself or wait for me to deliver it. Click on ‘da little box for spoilers… Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadRecorded in the parking lot of Texas Roadhouse where The Great One makes fun of Cobra Tate yet again and defines what an alpha is. I’m pretty sure I nailed this one. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Stalk The Great One. Send The Great One hate messages and death threats. Tell The Great One how … Continue reading →

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI wish I was making this up but I’m not. My insane mother is actually this stupid. Do you want to read the insanity for yourself before I read it to you? Spoilers below. If you wanna be surprised don’t click ‘da little box with ‘da + in it. Click the box Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies … Continue reading →