Cynical Libertarian Society

Stating The Obvious 0602 – Voting With The Great One. Yes Virginia, Voting Is Violence. But Who Would Build The Roads?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 53.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAnd more importantly, why does it take five fucking years to build the roads? Don’t give your money to Clarey the golf playing asshole. Give your money to The Great One by shopping via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0601 – Who Would You Hire? Matthew or Dr. Carly?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:18:44 — 76.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSMatthew fails to get a word in edgewise: Bonus round of Dr. Carly. Just in case you want more. Speaking of retarded parasites (I mean Dr. Carly, not Matthew) here is the video I’m watching about Greeeettaaaaa! https://youtu.be/ROywdt-7oeY In this episode I wrap up talking about Texas A&M teeeaaaachheeeerrssssss and administrators raping retarded people. We do the math on how much money this could make for A&M in a year. We do the math on how much Matthew gets to talk in a video with two … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0600 – There Is A Special Place In Hell For Anyone Who Encourages Retarded People To Attend College.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI thought this was going to be a one and done. One shot, one kill. One hit wonder. Not a chance. I continue to ridicule Carly Gilson and everyone else who thinks retarded people should pay money to attend college. Especially since these retarded people aren’t even getting diplomas. They get certificates. And “the college experience”. Otherwise known as “being ass fucked by libtarded SJWs”. Source material for this episode: https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/New-Texas-AM-Aggie-ACHIEVE-Program-Gives-Special-Needs-Students-College-Experience-562218991.html http://www.thebatt.com/news/believing-is-achieveing/article_58a9779a-c23e-11e9-a9a1-13532fb2a564.html https://www.statesman.com/news/20190817/mom-sought-4-year-college-program-for-learning-disabled-son-then-helped-aampm-create-one http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0600-Sources.odt Spend! Consume! Buy! Cyber-begging! Use my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon to … Continue reading →

Linkage: 8 October, 2019 – Seeing The Cracks. #CLSology

When I was in the military we had a saying about civilians. “They’re all out of uniform and no one knows who is in command.” Can’t much say that about them any more. I can only report on what I see here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins in the Soviet Sector of Colorado and the SITREP is that the civilians here are well on their way to being in uniform. The men – I mean soy boys – have their plaid lumberjack shirts despite having never touched a chainsaw in their lives. The hats. The stupid fucking hats. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0599 – Texas A&M Teachers and Administrators Rape Retarded Children. Commoners Cheer Them On.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:56 — 53.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSRetarded children are being raped at Texas A&M. Texas A&M University is opening the door to higher education for students with intellectual and developmental disabilities — making history as the first program of its kind in the state. The school has vowed to help students with disabilities realize their dreams of becoming Aggies with a four-year post-secondary education program specifically designed to support them, the public university announced in a statement. The Aggie ACHIEVE program will begin this fall, with four students taking courses focused on … Continue reading →

Slacking and Chaos

Hello Friends and Enemies. I’m close. So very close to having the chaos under control and getting back to something of a regular schedule. That’s why I’m taking the rest of the week off from the site. I know what you’re saying. “Great One, you’ve take two fucking months off from the site you lazy sack of shit.” I can’t argue with that. Right now the office/studio is still a disaster of disorganization. The way my brain works is that I need order to be creative. Once I have structure in my surroundings – which means I know what I … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0243 – Monday Morning Thoughts and Monday Morning Thots.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 30:01 — 55.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode: Cookie-cutter thot on OKCupid. Honesty! Travel! Fur babies! Multiple exclamation marks!!!! Relaxing on the weekend and stressing on the weekend. Interest on credit. Dropbox sucks. Testing out mega.nz. Windows sucks. Looking at ReactOS. Empty retail spaces in downtown Fort Collins. Pay the fucking taxes already. Men can be punched for having sex with women but women must never be held accountable. Go buy some stuff you don’t need through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0242 – Reason 7427 Women Should Not Have Jobs.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 14:41 — 25.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAs normal it’s the fault of men. It’s men who let women get away with this shit. It’s men who refuse to hold women accountable. It’s men who lack ball sacks and spines. Women will get away with whatever they are allowed to get away with. Just like children. Because women are children. What’s the difference between women and children? Children might grow up one day. If you’re gonna wear a sky blue suit buy it through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0241 – Beta Males, Immature Girls, and Speed Limit Plus Five To Stay Alive.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:19:39 — 143.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode but not in this order: 20 year old boy dating a 16 year old girl wants advice because his gf is immature. No TV. No fap. Adam Piggott’s podcast. Frank Cervi’s podcast. When The Great One becomes dictator of the world . . . Female teachers fucking their students. Walmart receipt checking. Women and responsibility. Who should you take advice from? From where can people such as myself give advice? And! I found out why the one girl resigned. It’s not why Rumour … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0240 – Progress Requires Hurt Feelings.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 13:00 — 23.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAmongst the reasons Western Civilization is dying one must include this. We now live in a society where no one can be told they have bad ideas. I attended a meeting in which one of the worst ideas ever was presented and we all had to stand there and act like this was the most visionary concept we’ve ever heard. Yes the dumb idea was presented by women. Yes this trend is a direct result of women in the workplace and the feminization of society. Protect … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0239 – Aluminium Validation. Otherwise Who Would Build The Roads?

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 36:06 — 65.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One is 24 hours late but better late than never. Speaking of never, TGO never stops hating parasites. I wonder if TGO might start yelling and ranting about parasites in this episode of Anarchy Moment? I mean it could happen right? TGO probably talks about some other stuff as well but who the fuck knows what is going through his tiny brain and coming out of his big mount when he’s running on 5 hours of sleep. Listen to this episode and find out … Continue reading →

Linkage: 17 September, 2019 – The Great One Is Actually Posting Linkage? Amazing! #CLSology

Yes friends and enemies I am posting linkage. Yet much like the attention span of Yoga Pants Girl, the penis of a soy boy, and my fuse – it’s gonna be short. Short on my editorials that is. Long on entertainment and wisdom. Long as the day is long. Long as my schlong. Long as how long I have to wait to do my job thanks to the incompetence of other people. Anyhow – enough of my attempts at being funny. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Especially not me. You know what else ain’t nobody got time for? Educated … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0238 – Friday The 13th Episode: You Want Weyland-Yutani Stories? You Got Weyland-Yutani Stories.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:17 — 113.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode recorded on Friday the 13th (which is actually coming out on Monday) you get to listen to TGO as he drives to and around Denver and complains about his job. Good thing this isn’t a philosophy podcast. Amongst other things: I’m still getting settled in the new place. The new place I’ve hardly seen because I’ve been working my ass off. Which is good because I’m racking up overtime pay. And my website had to be moved to a new server because I’m … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0237 – Two Cities, One Day. Only A Little Bit Like Two Girls, One Cup.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 13:57 — 24.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSMonday’s podcast on Tuesday is turning into a thing. In this episode I talk about . . . hell I don’t remember. But I talk. Words come out of my mouth and get recorded. They may or may not make any kind of sense. I’m pretty sure I’m talking about work related stories. Mostly because there is nothing else going on in my life right now. Other than wrapping up moving into the new place. Spend! Spend them cuck bucks through my Amazon affiliate link at … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0236 – Ranting, Lying and Drinking.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 56:14 — 99.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSTGO lives. In this podcast during which I claim you are going to hear it on Monday (that’s the lie) you get to listen to me rant (that’s the ranting) about idiots I work with and poor management of hippy festivals and employees while I’m having a beer (or three, that’s the drinking) and in the end everyone lived happily ever after. I know. Today is linkage day. This ain’t linkage. You gonna get linkage this week? I can’t say for sure. Still making this up … Continue reading →