Cynical Libertarian Society

The Greasy Pole 6000003 – The Green Room Episode

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:28:35 — 90.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAdam Piggott and The Great One once again join forces to climb the greasy pole and make up numbers. The three requirements to be an expert: 1. You must be consistently wrong. Consistently. 2. You must be either a boring bastard or a conceited prick. If you are both even better. 3. You must be really good at sucking dick. Our version of the upcoming Michael Jackson musical. Who would Adam and TGO cast in this musical? Plastic bottle caps in Europe. Coming to the States … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0812 – Listener Submissions: The Conflicting Accounts of Lily Phillips Riding 100 Cocks. Russia Lays Smackdown on The Satanic Temple.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe rampage continues. Kubra Aykut, a Turkish TikToker who gained widespread attention after marrying herself in a viral “wedding without a groom” video, has died after falling from the fifth floor of a luxury apartment in Istanbul, according to a report by Türkiye Today. Before her death, Kubra Aykut had shared her struggles with weight loss on social media. “I lose a kilogram every day. I urgently need to gain weight,” she wrote in her last post. Kubra Aykut, who had over a million TikTok followers … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0811 – Listener Submissions: In Which We Learn That Lily Phillips Has No Agency. Because Of Course Women Don’t.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYes friends and enemies. The podcast is being posted late today. The Great One slept in yet again. We are back with more analysis and commentary on the latest world sensation, the wonderful, chirpy, witty Lily Phillips. She’s the woman that all real men desire. Instead, she says, she feels empowered and happy – and while she recognises that it is not for the fainthearted, or vulnerable, or desperate, and perhaps anyone who does not have an astonishingly relaxed attitude to sex – she insists she … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0810 – Listener Submissions: What If All Women Killed Themselves at 26 Years Old? A Whore-i-fying Story About A Woman’s Ambition For Greatness.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 53.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI’m short on time for show notes. I’ll get links and all that stuff in the next episode. A 26 year old woman who has 1 million followers on TokTik kills herself because no one was paying attention to her. What if all women killed themselves when they turned 26? Paradise. That’s what. Another woman sets out to have sex with 1000 men in 24 hours. She’s not unique. Every woman would do this is she was able to. Source material for this episode: https://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0810.zip Join … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0809 – Earth Shaking Developments Are Shaking The Earth As They Develop. Legislating Our Way Out Of This Is Not An Option.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 54.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Earth shaking news is Earth shaking. Maddox’s x-girlfriend Marie Valenzuela (a school teacher) is pregnant. Dick Masterson may or may not be the father. On top of that Sean is leaving the show. This is gonna affect listenership. Sean’s announcement in the link below: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/1h51bas/sean_leaving_clip/?rdt=46409 Opinions from TDS listeners: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/1h4uxcn/sean_has_been_the_greatest_cohost_we_didnt_know/ https://www.reddit.com/r/biggestproblem/comments/1fj36b3/just_finished_the_latest_dick_show_and_i_dont_see/ Meanwhile Bitcoin which was coming to an end a few months ago has hit $100,000. Reminder: Comparing bitcoin to dollars isn’t like comparing apples to oranges. Apples and oranges are real. Bitcoin and the … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0808 – We Could Have Had A Sane Society With Moonbases. Instead We Got Day Care For Trannies.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One is back to rant some more about ranty rants. What’s pissing him off today? You know the answer. Everything. However the things he’s going to bitch about in particular are: More about colour TVs and how stuff does not equal prosperity. Which do you want? Cheap TVs in a dystopia or expensive TVs in a sane society. Did Hummus call for a cease fire? I seen a headline to that effect but don’t care enough to follow up. If so, what about my … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0807 – The Great One Has Solutions To Problems. If Only He Could Solve His Problems.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWell kids, the show notes ain’t gonna write themselves. The Great One is busy as hell and this is cutting into my gaming and reading time. Good thing I decided to fast today as I haven’t had time to eat. Things I’m gonna tangent and rant and talk about today. Common Filth. I think he listens to my podcast. He keeps stealing my material. He’s only stolen my material 4 times ever but I’m going to blow it out of proportion. He’s put out some really … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0806 – Australia Leads The Dystopian Decline. Why I Can’t Talk To Normies. Conquering American Indians. Movies. All With a Side Of Tangenting.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe Great One thought maybe the podcast would record itself while he was watching movies, eating, drinking, and gaming. Apparently he was wrong. Again. For someone who has never been wrong The Great One sure as shit is wrong about a great number of things. On Thanksgiving after The Great One finished stealing land from Indians (it wasn’t hard, they were all drunk) he watched movies. Father Goose with Cary Grant. If you have not seen this movie you need to see it now. Southland Tales. … Continue reading →

Thanksgiving 2024

As the WuVaxxed high school students continue to drop dead and men play women’s volleyball The Great One drinks his coffee and continues to not podcast. He returned recently from working out of state. He went three weeks with no computer games. He still has a huge list of things that must be done. He has a more biggly list of things he wants to do. What’s really going to happen on this snowy Thanksgiving day is that The Great One is going to watch Father Goose, eat much yummy food, drink booze, and play computer games. He will get … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0805 – Blind Date Episode IV: Blind Date Episode IV: Life Is Hard When You’re A Man. It’s Even Harder When You’re A Dope Smoking Sissy.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 41:23 — 38.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn today’s episode we return the the blind date between an fat coloured woman and a plumber who dresses like a plumber. Scott started strong. His hatred of lead blowers resonated with The Great One. Ru started weak. We all know The Great One hates women, fat people, and coloureds. Ru was up against so serious bias. As this interview progresses Scott starts to fall apart. Is this the type of person you’d normally date? R: I am interested in people who have characteristics that he … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0804 – Blind Date Episode III: Just Be Your Authentic Self. Women Love That. If You Cry In Front Of Her That Will Really Make Her Twat Wet.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWe are back to blind dating in Denver. Let the laughs begin. What do the women who go on these blind dates do for work? By work I mean what sort of made up jobs do they have in order to avoid having to learn any time of useful skill set that creates value for other human. Here is a list of the jobs held by the women who went on the blind dates. Current job: I am on the marketing team for a cannabis brand. … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0433 – 2024 Election Commentary. No Surprises At All.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 41:56 — 80.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSSome commentary of the 2024 elections. No surprises at all. The following image pretty much shows you who will be killing who in the upcoming race war. Join the unofficial official Cynical Libertarian Society Telegram which is run by Free Range Fornicator: https://t.me/+55ezQ-ezV8Q4NDU0 All The Podcasts Belong To You: You can get every podcast ever recorded by The Great One, Himself. No bullshit. Every podcast. RSS Feed: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ Cyber Begging: Contribute here. Give me your federal reserve fiat currency cuck bucks. For $111 federal reserve fiat … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0803 – Blind Date Episode II: “My Ex Was Lucky To Be With Me.” You Are The Second Choice Of The Woman You Are Fucking.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThe blind date continues. It gets no better. I’m too tired to do “real” show notes. I did good to bang out a podcast. Banging Kally Kirkwood. I’d find the energy for that. Source material for this episode: https://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0802.zip Join the unofficial official Cynical Libertarian Society Telegram which is run by Free Range Fornicator: https://t.me/+55ezQ-ezV8Q4NDU0 All The Podcasts Belong To You: You can get every podcast ever recorded by The Great One, Himself. No bullshit. Every podcast. RSS Feed: https://www.cynlibsoc.com/feed/ Cyber Begging: Contribute here. Give me … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0432 – The Great One’s Day Off. How He Spent Halloween.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:32:48 — 92.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYou’ve seen Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. If you haven’t that means you’re the problem. Well, you, women, coloureds, and jews. This is The Great One’s Day Off. A Ferrari was not involved. What was involved? Breakfast. Booze. Panera. Boomers. Coffee. A wasp. A cutie. A trannie. Another trannie. The library. The comic store. The spice store. The Spice Girls were not there. But a girl was there. The library again. Clumps of POX. Mexican food. Men’s volleyball. As if that’s a thing. My boomer mother clicking … Continue reading →

What’s Your Excuse This Time Great One?

I couldn’t do the podcast today because I got drunk last night. Oh wait. That’s not my excuse. That’s why women can’t show up for work despite paying two thousands dollars for a cell phone. I still can’t even comprehend paying $2000 for a cell phone. These people are a whole different species than me. Like Jews and coloureds. Anyhow – there will be no podcast today. I ended up having to work yesterday and that was going to be my recording time. Can’t turn down cuck bucks. I could record today however I have long been planing my Halloween … Continue reading →