Cynical Libertarian Society

Stating The Obvious 0216 – The Third Element of Anarcho-capitalism No One Talks About.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI’m not going to bullshit you. This is one of the greatest episodes of Stating The Obvious ever. This is so fucking good that I don’t even care about getting blow off (not blown, blow off) by a stunningly hot redhead. The fucking CLSology I lay down in this episode is tighter than a 16 year old redheaded virgin. What are the elements of Anarcho-capitalism? 1. The Zero Aggression Principle. Do not initiate or accept agression. 2. Property rights. Respect the property rights of all other … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0215 – If Women Are Strong and Independent Why Do They Keep Getting Raped? #QuestionsForFemistatistCunts

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:16:37 — 72.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWhy does Fort Collins have more people with college educations than the state of Colorado yet a lower average income? I can answer that. #QuestionsForFemistatistCunts If women don’t want to be held accountable as the primary caretakers of children why do women always seek custody of the children when getting a divorce? Answer: Having the children means getting access to resources. Specifically emotional and money. Single mothers get attention and praise. Single mothers get welfare, WIC, food stamps, alimony, child support, tax write offs and more. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0214 – First World Problems of Upper Middle Class White Women from North America.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWhat are the first world problems of upper middle class to rich white women from North America? Let’s take a look at some of ’em. Global warming comes from the same place as religion. Primitive men looking at the world around them and being unable to explain it. They create mythology and religion to explain things they don’t understand. Women gravitate towards jobs in social work partially because they believe they are helping people but also because these types of jobs give women easy and extensive … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0113 – Why The Market Will Fail

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 14:06 — 27.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAs anarcho-capitalists we love to talk about how the market will succeed in creating the best outcomes. But will it really? There is a flaw in the market. But before I talk about that I talk about flaws in girls. 1. If girls aren’t getting attention they don’t exist. 2. Girls want to be fucked by dominate men yet the colleges are busy creating passive sissyfied men. Anarchy Moment 0435 – The Great One Is In A Bad Mood and He’s Just Gonna Bitch About It … Continue reading →

Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0190 – Why The State Want’s Women To Be Raped, part 1 of 3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSRandi and I are upgrading computers here at the Cynical Libertarian Society recording studio. Thus today you get a repeat. For additional entertainment you can read this. 20 Stupid Feminist Questions For Men Answered – http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/20-stupid-feminist-questions-men-answered/ But let’s be honest. “Stupid Feminist” is redundant. There isn’t any other kind of feminist. This is a good one too. Female school teachers who fuck their students. By “fuck” I mean have sex with them. All school teachers fuck their students in the sense of failing to educate them. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0213 – “Money Doesn’t Matter To Me” and Other Stupid Things Statists Say

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWhen someone tells you “Money doesn’t matter to me.” what the person means is: 1. I have no ability to create value for other people. 2. I expect other people to pay my way through life. It never fails. I tell people not to do X but to do Y instead. They keep doing X and I keep telling them to do Y. Then one day they email me and say “Hey, guess what? If I do Y it’s easier than doing X.” Really? No shit? … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0112 – Laws Governing The Use of Leaf Blowers.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:00 — 18.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn Stating The Obvious 212 I talked about the upcoming laws in Fort Collins about dust. Then I read the proposed laws governing leaf blowers. Or as I call them, dust blowers. Draft version of the law: http://www.fcgov.com/airquality/pdf/dust-control-manual_draft_v6.pdf Keep in mind that Fort Collins just banned cigarettes and e-cigarettes outside. Not in building, but out-fucking-side because of health concerns. Yet leaf blowers kick up dust, chemicals, pesticides, dog shit, pollen, college student vomit and fuck knows what else. Those don’t get banned. Why not you ask? … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0212 – White Women Must Never Experience Discomfort

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:18:22 — 75.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode: More bitching about how much customer service sucks. Fort Collins is going to pass laws against dust. I would like to simply see leaf blowers made illegal. It’s very statist of me but we live in a statist world. When in Rome one does as the Romans do. http://www.fcgov.com/airquality/fugitive-dust.php If you have a dog because you don’t ever want to be alone that might be a clue about why no one else wants to be alone with you either. A family unit that … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0111 – Stefan Molyneux Whines About A $2 Donation and You Are Doing Violence To Him By Posting On Feministbook.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:15 — 19.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI know this has been beat to death but I’m behind on listening to podcasts so I just heard it. I also talk rant about how the right-wing and left-wing statists are going to try to take control of libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism. Republicans are now calling themselves libertarian. Femistatist like Ben Stone are attempting to pass themselves off as anarcho-capitalist. Anarchy Moment 0224 – Laser Beams Shooting Into My Eyes. Anarchy Moment 0342 – I’m Hoping Someone Might Actually Answer A Fucking Question. What Are You … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0110 – Who Do Statists Expect Salvation From? God. Government. Aliens.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 11:22 — 21.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSDo I “believe” in UFOs? Not in the sense that you do. Statists are always waiting for someone to show up and solve their problems. Be it Obama. Be it Jesus. Be it aliens. The idea that a statist could solve any problem for herself is completely . . . alien . . . to her. Statists are perminant children who need a parent figure to provide for them. Have you noticed that once everyone have a HD video camera in their pocket alien abductions and … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0109 – Be Worried! More Men Use Twitter Than Women.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 5:01 — 9.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSThere is something new to worry about. More men than women are using Twitter and this simply will not be tolerated. Meanwhile more women use Femistbook, I mean Facebook, than men. Move along. Nothing to see here. More evidence of my assertion that everything in our society is geared towards making sure no white woman ever experiences discomfort of any kind. Facebook still skews significantly female. Women in the U.S. are more likely to use Facebook than men by about 10 percentage points, according to a … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0211 – 9 Year Old Girl With An Uzi Goes On Killing Rampage. Their Oughta Be A Law!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.4MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI ramble about so stuff and hate on the State. Then I read and respond to a column by Leonard Pitts Jr. A nine year old girl accidentally shot a gun instructor with an Uzi and now there is a “toll of gun carnage that makes civilized people in civilized place shake their heads in wonder…” In the entire history of the human species this has happened one time. And we need more laws. More State. Leonard take a break from sucking on The Messiah’s balls … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0210 – Just Because You Don’t Have Money Doesn’t Mean Other People Should Work For Free

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 50.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSToday I talk about another poor person who has made bad choices and no integrity. It’s what they do best. If you want to stop being poor you first have to start being smarter. This fool flaked out on me and cost me money. Then the little fucker asks me to provide him with my services at a discount. You’re a dumbass and I’m here to tell you you’re a dumbass. If someone tells you “I’m not looking for a handout” that means he is looking … Continue reading →

Repeat: Anarchy Moment 0081 – The Reason You Are Not Making Money Is Because You Work For Free

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:10 — 19.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSGreetings y’all. I’ve got much going on so you’re getting a repeat this Friday. An idiot cock sucker contacted me and wanted a consulting session. We set it up for today then he flaked on me. He then tells me on the phone that he can’t pay my full price but he will buy me lunch if I answer his questions. In honour of fucktards who want stuff for free I’m repeating my Anarchy Moment episode “The Reason You Are Not Making Money Is Because You … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0108 – Anarcho-capitalist Are Wrong

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 14:20 — 26.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAnarchists are wrong more than any one else. That’s why we are right more than any one else. And it’s why we are superior. Anarchy Moment 0488 – Early Morning Great One Stumbles Through Some Stories. Mostly So You Know He’s Still Alive. Anarchy Moment 0238 – Friday The 13th Episode: You Want Weyland-Yutani Stories? You Got Weyland-Yutani Stories. Anarchy Moment #0005 – I Am A Cynical Asshole and The Whole World Is Shit Anarchy Moment 0354 – The Human Species Is Broken Biologically and Neurologically. … Continue reading →