Cynical Libertarian Society

Repeat: Cult Of Personality 004 – The Messiah’s long form birth certificate has been digitally altered.

It’s a week of repeats here at the Cynical Libertarian Society. I have much much going on and don’t have time for podcasting this week. Next week I’ll be back to piss you off with new anarcho-capitalist offensiveness. The Messiah’s long form birth certificate has been digitally altered. You don’t have to believe me, you can prove it to yourself. I’ll show you how. You can do this yourself and verify everything I show you here. Important point: This does NOT prove Obama was not born in the United States. It only supports evidence for one thesis: The long form … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0115 – Raped By Jerry Sandusky, Feminists and The State.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 40:53 — 73.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSJerry Sandusky could not have fucked these children without femistatism. Destroying the family and leaving children without fathers makes them vulnerable to predators. The predators are then protected by the State so that sheep will give the State more money and power. The State got money. Penn State got $12 million for letting a football coach fuck boys in the shower. Who didn’t get any money to my knowledge? The men Jerry fucked. First they were raped by feminists, then they were raped by Sandusky, then … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0217 – Book Discussion: Game Over. Jerry Sandusky, Penn State, and the Culture of Silence

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.8MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode I talk about the book “Game Over. Jerry Sandusky, Penn State, and the Culture of Silence” by Bill Moushey and Bob Dvorchak. Here are the highlights: The State made this possible. In an ancap society Jerry Sandusky would be dead. He is alive because the State protects him. He was able to rape that many 10 year old boys because the State enabled him. The Cult of Single Mothers contributed to this. Jerry targeted the children of single mothers. Sandusky’s wife looked the … Continue reading →

Repeat: Anarchy Moment 0091 – Democracy Makes Everyone A Victim

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 11:08 — 20.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAttempting to appease everyone in a group always leads to reducing the group to the level of the least competent person in the group. When the group is question is an entire society which worships democracy the result is everyone being reduced to seeking victim status. Even the most privileged people in our society – the handicapped in their motorized wheelchairs – seek to portray themselves as victims. Repeat: Anarchy Moment 0126 – What Goes Through The Mind Of A Woman? Not Much. Repeat: Stating The … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0114 – Slaves Wanna Be Slaves

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 8:40 — 16.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSFriday’s cast will be a repeat as I’m up to my neck in work right now. In this episode I babble about Spartacus and slaves wanting to be slaves. Anarchy Moment 0357 – Three Examples Of How Fucked Western Civilization Is. In Case You Didn’t Know That Western Civilization Is Fucked. Anarchy Moment #0019 – Do You Really Think The Government Cares About You? Anarchy Moment 0479 – Hiking With The Great One: Indicators of Disinterest. How Hawt I Am and Who Said So. Letter 44 … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0216 – The Third Element of Anarcho-capitalism No One Talks About.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.7MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI’m not going to bullshit you. This is one of the greatest episodes of Stating The Obvious ever. This is so fucking good that I don’t even care about getting blow off (not blown, blow off) by a stunningly hot redhead. The fucking CLSology I lay down in this episode is tighter than a 16 year old redheaded virgin. What are the elements of Anarcho-capitalism? 1. The Zero Aggression Principle. Do not initiate or accept agression. 2. Property rights. Respect the property rights of all other … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0215 – If Women Are Strong and Independent Why Do They Keep Getting Raped? #QuestionsForFemistatistCunts

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:16:37 — 72.9MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWhy does Fort Collins have more people with college educations than the state of Colorado yet a lower average income? I can answer that. #QuestionsForFemistatistCunts If women don’t want to be held accountable as the primary caretakers of children why do women always seek custody of the children when getting a divorce? Answer: Having the children means getting access to resources. Specifically emotional and money. Single mothers get attention and praise. Single mothers get welfare, WIC, food stamps, alimony, child support, tax write offs and more. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0214 – First World Problems of Upper Middle Class White Women from North America.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.5MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWhat are the first world problems of upper middle class to rich white women from North America? Let’s take a look at some of ’em. Global warming comes from the same place as religion. Primitive men looking at the world around them and being unable to explain it. They create mythology and religion to explain things they don’t understand. Women gravitate towards jobs in social work partially because they believe they are helping people but also because these types of jobs give women easy and extensive … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0113 – Why The Market Will Fail

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 14:06 — 27.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSAs anarcho-capitalists we love to talk about how the market will succeed in creating the best outcomes. But will it really? There is a flaw in the market. But before I talk about that I talk about flaws in girls. 1. If girls aren’t getting attention they don’t exist. 2. Girls want to be fucked by dominate men yet the colleges are busy creating passive sissyfied men. Anarchy Moment 0186 – Rantfest! Single Parents Are Parasites. I’m Running Out Of Patience With Stupid People. Giving Guns … Continue reading →

Repeat: Stating The Obvious 0190 – Why The State Want’s Women To Be Raped, part 1 of 3

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 52.3MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSRandi and I are upgrading computers here at the Cynical Libertarian Society recording studio. Thus today you get a repeat. For additional entertainment you can read this. 20 Stupid Feminist Questions For Men Answered – http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/20-stupid-feminist-questions-men-answered/ But let’s be honest. “Stupid Feminist” is redundant. There isn’t any other kind of feminist. This is a good one too. Female school teachers who fuck their students. By “fuck” I mean have sex with them. All school teachers fuck their students in the sense of failing to educate them. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0213 – “Money Doesn’t Matter To Me” and Other Stupid Things Statists Say

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:20 — 51.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSWhen someone tells you “Money doesn’t matter to me.” what the person means is: 1. I have no ability to create value for other people. 2. I expect other people to pay my way through life. It never fails. I tell people not to do X but to do Y instead. They keep doing X and I keep telling them to do Y. Then one day they email me and say “Hey, guess what? If I do Y it’s easier than doing X.” Really? No shit? … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0112 – Laws Governing The Use of Leaf Blowers.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:00 — 18.1MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn Stating The Obvious 212 I talked about the upcoming laws in Fort Collins about dust. Then I read the proposed laws governing leaf blowers. Or as I call them, dust blowers. Draft version of the law: http://www.fcgov.com/airquality/pdf/dust-control-manual_draft_v6.pdf Keep in mind that Fort Collins just banned cigarettes and e-cigarettes outside. Not in building, but out-fucking-side because of health concerns. Yet leaf blowers kick up dust, chemicals, pesticides, dog shit, pollen, college student vomit and fuck knows what else. Those don’t get banned. Why not you ask? … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0212 – White Women Must Never Experience Discomfort

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:18:22 — 75.2MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSIn this episode: More bitching about how much customer service sucks. Fort Collins is going to pass laws against dust. I would like to simply see leaf blowers made illegal. It’s very statist of me but we live in a statist world. When in Rome one does as the Romans do. http://www.fcgov.com/airquality/fugitive-dust.php If you have a dog because you don’t ever want to be alone that might be a clue about why no one else wants to be alone with you either. A family unit that … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0111 – Stefan Molyneux Whines About A $2 Donation and You Are Doing Violence To Him By Posting On Feministbook.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 10:15 — 19.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSI know this has been beat to death but I’m behind on listening to podcasts so I just heard it. I also talk rant about how the right-wing and left-wing statists are going to try to take control of libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism. Republicans are now calling themselves libertarian. Femistatist like Ben Stone are attempting to pass themselves off as anarcho-capitalist. Anarchy Moment 0301 – Always Go To The Liquor Store Last. Anarchy Moment 0371 – Cosmopolitan Magazine Provides Empirical Evidence That Women Are Insane and Undateable … Continue reading →

Anarchy Moment 0110 – Who Do Statists Expect Salvation From? God. Government. Aliens.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 11:22 — 21.0MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSDo I “believe” in UFOs? Not in the sense that you do. Statists are always waiting for someone to show up and solve their problems. Be it Obama. Be it Jesus. Be it aliens. The idea that a statist could solve any problem for herself is completely . . . alien . . . to her. Statists are perminant children who need a parent figure to provide for them. Have you noticed that once everyone have a HD video camera in their pocket alien abductions and … Continue reading →