It’s May the fourth and I’m sitting in a bar having an above average local brew. There are no cute girls. Two TVs on the wall show me commercials for things I don’t need nor want. These commercials are populated with coloured women. Whom I don’t need nor want. One TV is showing me the Kentucky Derby. There are no cute girls. The other TV is showing me The Empire Strikes Back. Except it’s not. For those of you who are not losers allow me to explain May the fourth. In Star Wars all the Republic and Rebel scum say … Continue reading →

“Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.” Fact: I have more things I want to comment upon than I can ever talk about in the podcast. Fact: I can be a bit long winded. Once in a while. Hardly ever really. I have certainly never beat a dead horse for 7 or 8 episodes of the podcast in a row. Most certainly not for 10 episodes. Fact: I want (a red headed volleyball girl but that … Continue reading →