The Greasy Pole 6000006 – The Gooning With AI Episode
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Finally. At last. Nearly a month after we recorded it. TGO and Piggott Productions bring you episode six million six of The Greasy Pole.
Was it worth the wait? Damn right it was.
TGO refutes the accusations of a Greasy Pole Denier. We are accused of making up numbers. This should be against the law.
Adam watches Office Space. The internet at work. Work with the internet.
Then we talk about AI and people being forced to use it to keep their jobs. Much as people were forced to get WuVaxxed to keep their jobs.
My conversation with FagGTP:
Me: “Is there a known way get get [redacted].”
FagGTP: (paraphrased) Here is a link to do what you asked me how to do.
Me: “The link [redacted] returns “not found”. You are making all of this up aren’t you? None of the information you provided is valid.”
FagGTP: “You’re right—the information I provided about redacted] was incorrect, and I apologize for that mistake. Let’s correct the record and look at what’s actually possible:”
Then Adam delves into the article linked below. Interestingly this article has been removed from the website. This is exactly why I’ve starting saving PDFs of the things I talk about in the podcast and make them available for download. The digital world makes censorship easier than ever.
We are witnessing the most spectacular act of corporate vandalism in human history. Silicon Valley—that parasitic growth on California’s coast that masquerades as innovation while strip-mining human connection for venture capital—has finally revealed its ultimate product: the systematic replacement of human intimacy with algorithmically optimized masturbation assistance.
The mask has slipped completely now. These are not the brilliant disruptors they claim to be. They are digital drug dealers who spent twenty years destroying the social fabric that held communities together, then pivoted to selling us the synthetic heroin of artificial companionship to numb the pain of the isolation they created. They are the arsonists selling fire insurance, the tobacco companies hawking lung cancer cures, the weapons dealers funding both sides of the war they started.
. . . . .
Last year, Reddit permanently banned r/GoonCaves, a community dedicated to showcasing elaborate “masturbation setups” featuring multiple screens, mood lighting, and extreme porn consumption rituals with “gooning” being slang for extended, ritualistic masturbation sessions. The ban came after violations related to sharing “non-consensual intimate media”—essentially, users wouldn’t stop sharing nude photos of each other without permission.
It’s ok to make fun of the goon caves—a term describing elaborate personal spaces designed specifically for extended masturbation sessions, often featuring multiple monitors displaying pornography. They represented the absolute nadir of human dignity, the point where a person has given up so completely on human connection that they’ve built shrines to their own sexual despair.
I’m not sure how talking to an AI for hours daily, or endlessly scrolling social media feeds increasingly bloated with chatbots, or AI-filtering ourselves and our loved ones is meaningfully different from gooning. And I really don’t see how building sexbots explicitly designed to replace intimacy for “lonely people”—which will live inside your house and know your every weakness—is anything other than a far more extreme and dystopian version of gooning than anything the original gooners ever produced.
The goon caves were amateur hour. Silicon Valley has built professional-grade isolation chambers and convinced us to call them innovation.
Adam pontificates upon modernism. The consequences of atomising society.
Adam: “AI is designed to suck you in on a personal level and make you feel better about yourself when you use AI.”
Getting people to pay $30 a month to not be lonely is a powerful business model. Creating life long customers. How long have I been bitching about the subscription model for doing things?
The evil really is obvious now.
We are the sum of our choices. Our choices determine what our future options are.
What is an “extended ritualistic masturbation session?”
There is no sense of shame any more.
Shaming men for not masturbating.
You must participate with enthusiasm in your own destruction.
In South Africa you can have a town of only white people. You can’t get away with that in the United States.
Orania (Afrikaans pronunciation: [uəˈrɑːnia]) is a white separatist[5][6] South African town founded by Afrikaners.[7] It is located along the Orange River in the Karoo region of the Northern Cape province.[8] The town is situated on the R369 highway, and is 871 kilometres (541 mi) from Cape Town and approximately 680 kilometres (420 mi) from Pretoria.[9] Its climate is arid.
The town was founded with the goal of creating a stronghold for the Afrikaner minority group, the Afrikaans language and the Afrikaner culture through the creation of an Afrikaner state known as a Volkstaat.[10][11][12] The town is generally described by outside observers and scholars as “Whites-only” and as an attempt to revive apartheid, although the community denies this.[6][8][13][14][15] Living in the town requires application, and acceptance is dependent upon being Afrikaner, demonstrating fluency in Afrikaans, a clean criminal record, and sharing the community’s values and goals.[16] Afrikaner Calvinism is an important aspect of local culture. While the South African government has stated that it is opposed to the idea of a Whites-only community, it has generally ignored the town.[17][18]
Try this in the United States and see what happens . . .
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Return to the Land is a private membership association (PMA) for individuals and families with traditional views and common continental ancestry. We hold events and conferences, and we help groups of our members form European heritage communities.
Vision
We seek to create a decentralized movement, formed of various individuals and societies returning to the land. We will promote strong families with common ancestry, and raise the next generation in an environment that reflects our traditional values. We will facilitate economic and social harmony between all groups and individuals in our movement. Above all, we will continue to engage in a never-ending pursuit of excellence, refusing to lower our standards or lose sight of our goals.
Mission
We will return to the land to separate ourselves from a failing modern society, and we will make positive cultural changes in ourselves and in our ancestral communities.
Goals
To facilitate individuals and groups that share common ancestry to purchase land in rural areas.
To facilitate media activities to promote our movement.
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The Tea leak and the possible results. I said there were millions of users. Were there really millions? Who knows for sure. Regardless of the numbers it’s still pathetic.
Was it a honey trap to begin with?
The stupid bottomless pit of stupid keeps getting stupider.
Adam discovers his writing hasn’t made a different.
Who do you hate more? Niggers or Indians (dot, not feather).
Vaccines given via dental floss could one day allow people to immunize themselves from COVID in the comfort of their own homes without having to use needles.
This is the finding of North Carolina (NC) State University researchers who have demonstrated the new delivery method in an animal model—introducing a flu vaccine via the tissue between the teeth and gums.
The novel approach has potential for broad application, the team says.
“We expect the approach to work with COVID vaccine that uses mRNA, hepatitis and tetanus since they use subunit proteins as antigens, and other vaccines that use inactivated or attenuated viruses as antigens (such as MMR vaccine),” paper author and NC State nanomedicine professor Harvinder Singh Gill told Newsweek.
“In essence through proper formulation of the coating, the approach should work with any vaccine.”
https://www.newsweek.com/covid-flu-vaccine-floss-home-test-kit-2106165
Researchers have demonstrated a novel vaccine delivery method in an animal model, using dental floss to introduce vaccine via the tissue between the teeth and gums. The testing found that the new technique stimulates the production of antibodies in mucosal surfaces, such as the lining of the nose and lungs.
“Mucosal surfaces are important, because they are a source of entry for pathogens, such as influenza and COVID,” says Harvinder Singh Gill, corresponding author of a paper on the work. “However, if a vaccine is given by injection, antibodies are primarily produced in the bloodstream throughout the body, and relatively few antibodies are produced on mucosal surfaces.
“But we know that when a vaccine is given via the mucosal surface, antibodies are stimulated not only in the bloodstream, but also on mucosal surfaces,” says Gill, who is the Ronald B. and Cynthia J. McNeill Term Professor in Nanomedicine at North Carolina State University. “This improves the body’s ability to prevent infection, because there is an additional line of antibody defense before a pathogen enters the body.”
The Great Firewall of England. For a nation that won two world wars it certainly has come out bad for England.
At least we aren’t speaking German.
The Unknown Warriors by Nicholas Pringle.
https://www.amazon.com/Warriors-Nicholas-Pringle/dp/1291129332
A side note: I talked about photographers subscribing to Adobe products to edit their photos. Apparently now Adobe has added to their user agreement that you consent to allow Adobe to use your photography to train it’s AIs. I don’t know how long this has been in effect. I do know that a non-zero number of people have stopped using Adobe because of this.
Photographers are paying a monthly subscription to Adobe so Adobe can train it’s computer software to replace photographers using the photographs of the people paying the subscription.
When AI takes your job I will not have any sympathy for you at all.
You’re welcome.
Death to race traitors.
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Great One’s argument about Catholic normies not having time to care was off the mark. It’s not that they’re busy, they’re just resentful for their lot in life which leads to nihilism. “I can’t get a wife, I can’t afford a house…why do I care about politics when voting hasn’t changed anything for me? Why should I care about some tranny shooter killing kids when I’ll never be a parent? It’s a fallen world anyway.”
Yeah, well, that’s the way it’s going all over the world, with every religion. At the end of the day, the answer is not religion, the answer is always patriarchy. Make it impossible for women to cheat, and we can actually get something going again. Make it illegal to be a faggot. Patriarchy is the frame and foundation, Religion is the insulation. If the frame is rotted, the insulation is only good for kindling.
You’re not wrong. After the podcast I was thinking about my comment and I agree that I missed the target. I need to remember to talk about this in the future. Or write about it.
Yeah, I’m almost 50, no kids, cheating exes, and I think sometimes “No heirs, who cares?” The people who’ll be leaving this mess to their kids don’t seem to care. I care because I have morals and principles, and the current state of affairs greatly offends these and so I want to see it corrected, but most days I just want the Revelation asteroids to hit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Artificial Intelligence products for artificially intelligent products, I mean, excuse me, artificially-provided-intelligence, in humans. Coming to a gas station near you. Open for a limited time. While supplies last.