Escape From Fort Worth:
The Great One just wanted to see some airplanes. But no. That simply isn’t going to be allowed. Because Fort Worth sucks.
Mission: Find a printed road map of Fort Worth. Outcome: Failure.
In theory all I had to do was follow Euless until it turned into Hurst until it turned into 183/Baker until it turned into Broadway until it turned into East Long Avenue and then, right there on the right, would be the air museum with WWII bombers and other aircraft.
But fuck no.
Escape From Austin:
I35 is moving at 15 miles an hour. 183 is a parking lot. Can The Great One still get out of Austin?
Damn right he can. TGO knows how to read a fucking map printed on paper.
And why does TGO need to get out of Austin? Wouldn’t TGO want to stay in Austin and hit on hotties? Not today. TGO gotta get out of Austin in order to get to . . .
. . . Black’s Barbecue.
When you are in Lockhart, Texas be sure to visit Black’s as often as possible. Also go by and admire their courthouse. It was built before architecture in the United States died.
Street maps are now worth $4000. TGO fucking loves it.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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