The Great One also has a no foundation rule. You should too.
Girls, girls girls; the makeup party is over. There is a reason that men have a term known as ‘morning face’ to describe someone that they have slept with. Morning face is another way of saying ‘truth’. You wake up next to that hot chick that you picked up at the academy awards after party and it turns out that she doesn’t look so hot no more after a night of drooling onto her pillow.
That’s why we never call. We’ve seen you.
Now with the world of online dating men can bypass such hideous morning experiences. Simply use this new app on a potential Tinder date, find out what she will look like after the alcohol and makeup has worn off, and you have all the ammunition you need to swipe in whatever direction you need to in order to keep looking for an alternative.
When I was in my twenties I wised up to the potential horror of morning makeup misery, to the extent that I only dated women who didn’t use makeup or who kept it to an absolute minimum. I also had a ‘no foundation’ rule. Foundation is simply another word for acne or smallpox. But nowadays you young-ins are going out with a chick based on a photo so you need other methods to ensure her compatibility.
In a soft tyranny, you probably won’t lose your life for neglecting to pretend that 2 + 2 = 5. But you may lose your job:
A teacher has been suspended and could face the sack after he ‘accidentally’ called a transgender pupil a ‘girl’ in class when the student identifies as a boy.
Joshua Sutcliffe, 27, who teaches maths at a state secondary school in Oxfordshire, said ‘Well done girls’ to the teenager and a friend when he spotted them working hard.
He apologised when corrected by the pupil, but six weeks later he was suspended from teaching after the pupil’s mother lodged a complaint.
Apologies don’t suffice when you have committed a serious thought crime like accidently referring to a girl as a girl even though her mother wants everyone to pretend she is a boy.
The Great One is older than 34 and I will not hit on, or even talk to, a woman who looks over 24. I don’t put serious effort into hitting on a woman who looks over 20.
Maybe that’s part of my problem but I don’t hit on old chycks because I’m not attracted to old chycks.
“But Great One, 25 isn’t old” you say.
For a woman it is.
It’s the accusations that a 34 year old Roy Moore had sexual relations and was courting 18 year old women that is really interesting for me. Because, and I want all of you so-called conservatives to listen really closely here, there is nothing wrong with that at all.
Now I know that the MSM has been screaming from the rooftops that this behavior is “creepy” and “disgusting” and, God help us all, an “exploitation of vulnerable women”. But it is nothing of the sort. The average mature 18 year old woman is perfectly capable of having sexual relations and choosing with whom she wants to go to bed. After all, she can go to jail for committing a crime; she can serve in the armed forces and be killed for her troubles; she can start her own business; she can serve on a jury;
she can drive a car, (allegedly).
And let us not forget that on top of all of this she is a strong independent woman
Sometimes a subsection of society is so despised that it is asked to use separate restrooms.
Long ago, this was the case with blacks in the South. Now it is the case with police officers on a college campus in New York City:
Brooklyn College is advising New York City police officers to use bathrooms on the far end of campus in order to avoid being seen by students who might be offended by their presence.
The explanation? Just blame Russia of course:
It’s not going to stop.
One woman got a tattoo. Now they all get tattoos.
One woman stuck a piece of metal in her nose. Now they all have metal in their noses.
One woman voted for more welfare. Now they all vote for more welfare.
The sexual misconduct craze could turn into a revival of the Salem Witch Trials, but for now at least it provides entertainment.
What could be more amusing that watching a liberal elitist at P.C. PBS brought down in a blaze of political incorrectness with stories like this?
Eight women have told The Washington Post that longtime television host Charlie Rose made unwanted sexual advances toward them, including lewd phone calls, walking around naked in their presence, or groping their breasts, buttocks or genital areas.
Warning: This video is an advertisement for a product. I have nothing to do with this product, nor do I own it. The video hits some great points.
So how exactly does good old Lena Dunham respond when Murray Miller, her friend and executive producer/writer of her television show “Girls”, is accused of rape by actress Aurura Perrineau?
Lena says she believes her producer is innocent, and that his accuser is among the “3%” who lie about rape.
In a statement released by Lena and her co-producer Jenni Konner, the pair said while they are happy about the recent outings of sexual predators in Hollywood, they believe Murray is a “wrong target”:
During the windfall of deeply necessary accusations over the last few months in Hollywood, we have been thrilled to see so many women’s voices heard and dark experiences in this industry justified. It’s a hugely important time of change and, like every feminist in Hollywood and beyond, we celebrate. But during every time of change there are also incidences of the culture, in its enthusiasm and zeal, taking down the wrong targets.
We believe, having worked closely with him for more than half a decade, that this is the case with Murray Miller. While our first instinct is to listen to every woman’s story, our insider knowledge of Murray’s situation makes us confident that sadly this accusation is one of the 3% of assault cases that are misreported every year. It is a true shame to add to that number, as outside of Hollywood women still struggle to be believed. We stand by Murray and this is all we’ll be saying about this issue.
She doubled down on Twitter, basically admitting that she throws her beliefs out the window the minute someone she knows is involved: