Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
I’d go to London with her.
She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
I care about redheads. And they care about me.
I’d like to ride her bicycle.
She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
Now there is a god pill I would take.
Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
Speaking of things that should be climbed…
Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
Play games on your time. Not company time.
Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
I wonder if she has any friends?
Suddenly all my rage is gone.
Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
A red head’s place is in the home.
No walls being hit here.
She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
It’s OK to be a redhead.
Red. Yummy red.
Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
Now she could tell me a story.
She could steal my sign any day.
The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
Red head? Head of redness?
Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
Are you looking at her? #MeToo
Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
I’d like to be her bicycle.
She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
Here be a cute redhead for you.
The front game is strong with this one.
She’s wondering did you learn anything.
Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.