If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
The Great One would do that.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
What women should do.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Girls send each other secret signals.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
I’d destroy that.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
I think I’ve identified the solution.
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