If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
What women should do.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
The Great One would do that.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
I’d destroy that.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
Girls send each other secret signals.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
I care about volleyball chycks.
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