If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
The Great One would do that.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
I’d destroy that.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
What women should do.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
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