If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
What women should do.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
The Great One would do that.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
I’d destroy that.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Girls send each other secret signals.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
I care about volleyball chycks.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
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