If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
The Great One would do that.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
I’d destroy that.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
What women should do.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
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