If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
What women should do.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
I’d destroy that.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
The Great One would do that.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…