Today The Great One goes on about:
Public eduction is child abuse.
Yoga Pants Girl has a learning experience.
Nothing is too good for your little princess. Except for having enough spoons for all the wedding guests.
I want to double emphasize how important it is to spend your money through my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need and support the evils of the free market.
I want to double emphasize that we (you and I, not the Royal We) should send commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
I want to double emphasize that you should bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.