Here we are in the room where every episode of Stating The Obvious proper was recorded.
In this episode:
We go into the woods.
We hear the last train.
We go to the closet. Not coming out of the closet. That’s different.
Packing up the clock. Not the cock. That’s different.
The Stating Of The Obvious will return. Feelz will be hurt. The Great One will not give a fuck.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.