In this episode of first world white girl problems:
- She hates her boyfriend’s cat.
- She will only fuck him when she is drunk.
- She’s cheating on her boyfriend with a cop. “Otherwise the rest is great!”
- She needs to “be wealthy, like, yesterday.”
- She is paying for her boyfriends car, credit cards, and student loans while he lives with her rent free. How can she fix him?
Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.