Asswipe Coconuts scores a number one comedy album. This has nothing to do with college kids but I think it’s funny as hell. Maybe you have to know the backstory for it to be funny. Maybe you’ll think I’m insane. Maybe I am insane.
Listen and watch the story unfold here:
Listen to the Billboard Top 100 album Cuckmas Carols:
Now . . . on to the college kids!
- Girls. You don’t look sexy bending over to pick up dog shit and you don’t look hot following your dog around waiting for it to piss.
- Yale students DEMAND investigation of Kavanaugh allegations. How about Yale students go to class? How about Yale students fuck off and die?
- CSU sells housing to more students than housing is available for. Students sleep in basements for the low low price of $5,718 a semester.
- Millennials call themselves the “Next Greatest Generation” a woman talks about something no woman knows about. Leadership.
- The Miseducation of Cameron Post. The “pray away the gay” camp in this movie sounds exactly like college.
- How many organizations does CSU have which exist to help college students “express or explore their identities, whether it be regarding their gender or sexual orientation”. Fifteen of them.
- Another college girl wants to restrict freedom of speech because of her feelings. And the true meaning of the word however.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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