Once again I throw myself on a grenade for my listeners.
Do. Not. Watch. Alien Covenant. Not. For. Any. Reason.
You have been warned.
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Sending me messages on the twitterverse asking me not to talk about specific subjects because you have feelz is not going to result in the outcome you are seeking.
Barbara Bain discovered reality in 1976. Women in 2017 are still clueless.
And then, what you came here for.
Shit. Fucking. Sandwitch.
I expected the script to be shit. Little did I know even Scott’s directing would be for shit.
And the CGI. I laughed at the aliens.
The chest buster looked like a fucking cartoon.
This movie tried so hard to be Alien; right down to recycling dialogue and scenes taken from the first movie.
And the whinny chick in this flick can’t hold up to Ripley. Not even close.