In Stating The Obvious 212 I talked about the upcoming laws in Fort Collins about dust. Then I read the proposed laws governing leaf blowers. Or as I call them, dust blowers.
Draft version of the law: http://www.fcgov.com/airquality/pdf/dust-control-manual_draft_v6.pdf
Keep in mind that Fort Collins just banned cigarettes and e-cigarettes outside. Not in building, but out-fucking-side because of health concerns. Yet leaf blowers kick up dust, chemicals, pesticides, dog shit, pollen, college student vomit and fuck knows what else. Those don’t get banned.
Why not you ask? Because white people in Fort Collins like to see brown people who don’t speak english using leaf blowers. Get a fucking rake and go rake your own fucking lawn.
What about global warming. Leaf blower kick out shit tons of pollutants into the atmosphere.