If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
The Great One would do that.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
What women should do.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Girls send each other secret signals.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
I’d destroy that.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.